Well, this is a fine “how do you do?” Just when you thought it was safe to pin the tails on the extreme right and left, confident that never the two tails shall meet, some Colorado State Senator, Shawn Mitchell, decides to demonstrate decency, humanity, and a search for a middle ground.
It’s enough to make a curmudgeon puke, I’ll tell you right now. Senator Mitchell recently introduced a bill that would “give same-sex couples in Colorado some of the same rights as heterosexual spouses.”
Worse yet…oh ye rightist and leftist extremists, be prepared for the worst, the conservative Christian group, “Focus on the Family,” which teaches that gays and lesbians are the worst form of pond scum–leading deviant and dangerous lifestyles–supported the bill.
“I think we should be looking for constructive solutions, instead of always looking for conflict,” said Mitchell. What kind of blithering idiot is this guy? Why, if politicians start searching for constructive solutions, people like me will have to get real jobs dishing out supersized fries at McDs.
And the so-called Christian right-wing nut group? “It corrects unfairness,” said their high priest.
It’s enough to make an extremist gag.
Next they’ll be telling us that women are smart enough to be mathematicians, that a Lithuanian could be president, or that peace is possible in the Middle East.
Foolish people. It’ll never fly.
In Jamesons Veritas