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MLB Week 1 in 1000 Words or Less

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Ahh, the first week of baseball. It couldn’t have come soon enough. But if you were busier than hell (like me), maybe this is all you really missed:

• Jim Thome played against the Cleveland Indians for the first time. Our own Craig Lyndall laments on his loss in a short but painful list of departed sluggers.

• Chris Shelton got off to kind of a hot start.

• Our first complete game shutout of the season came from Tampa Bay, of all places, by the arm of 6’9″ lefty Mark Hendrickson.

• Victor Lana had one hell of an Opening Day despite all the steroid talk.

• Jose Guillen doesn’t like getting hit by pitches. He’ll point at you with his bat.

• Mariano Rivera and Billy Wagner — both closers in New York — come out of the bullpen to the tune “Enter Sandman.” Supposedly, this town ain’t big enough for two Metallica fans.

• The two teams to start 5-0? How about Detroit and Milwaukee? And — of all teams — the Yankees and White Sox get off to slow starts.

• And “Doctor (Doctor!) / Mister M.D. (Sandwasher!) / Went to see / A game in Cincy

And now for a feature I’ll try to bring you each week. The players who were hot, hot, hot the past week, from hitters to pitchers.

The Nine Most Wanted:

C: Ramon Hernandez, Orioles: 11-for-16 (.688), 0 HR, 6 RBI, .700 OBP
1B: Chris Shelton, Tigers: 14-for-24 (.583), 5 HR, 9 RBI, 7 R, 1.458 SLG
2B: Ryan Freel, Reds: 6-for-11 (.545), 0 HR, 1 RBI, 8 R .706 OBP, 5 SB
SS: Edgar Renteria, Braves: 12-for-31 (.387), 1 HR, 10 RBI, 7 R
3B: David Wright, Mets: 9-for-19 (.474), 2 HR, 9 RBI, .895 SLG
LF: Carlos Lee, Brewers: 7-for-19 (.368), 2 HR, 5 RBI, .520 OBP, .789 SLG
CF: Andruw Jones, Braves: 9-for-29 (.310), 2 HR, 12 RBI, 7 R
RF: Xavier Nady, Mets: 9-for-19 (.474), 1 HR, 2 RBI, .789 SLG
DH: Travis Hafner, Indians: 9-for-23 (.391), 4 HR, 6 RBI, 8 R, .957 SLG

The Rotation:
Ace: Mark Hendrickson, Devil Rays: 1 W, 9 IP, 0 ER (0.00 ERA), 5 K, 3 H, 1 BB
2nd: Brad Penny, Dodgers: 2 W, 12 IP, 2 ER (1.50 ERA), 14 K, 9 H, 1 BB
Third: Curt Schilling, Red Sox: 2 W, 14 IP, 3 ER (1.93 ERA) 9 K, 8 H, 3 BB
Fourth: Joe Blanton, A’s: 1 W, 8 IP, 0 ER (0.00 ERA), 6 K, 2 H, 1 BB
Fifth: Jake Westbrook, Indians: 2 W, 13 2/3 IP, 3 ER (1.98 ERA), 8 K, 8 H, 3 BB

The Closer:
Derrick Turnbow, Brewers: 4-for-4 SV, 0 ER, 4 IP, 4 H, 3 BB, 2 K

The Team:
Chicago Cubs (4-1) — The Tigers, Brewers, Red Sox, Indians and Mets also survived the first week with just one loss, but the Cubs did it by sweeping the heavily-favored Cardinals.

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  • sal m

    ya gotta love that david wright!!

  • He’s gonna be a special player. My sexy pick for MVP this year, even.

  • Suss, it should be great entertainment when Pedro faces Jose Guillen again this week. You know Pedro is going to pitch inside (way inside). Be ready for fireworks!