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Love Biatch: Toning it Down

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Dear Biatch,

I went on a date with a GORGEOUS man that I met in Vegas. We had an EXCELLENT time. In fact, it was so HOT that we had sex practically in the first 20 minutes of the date. But now I’m CONFUSED because, it’s like, I’ve never heard from the guy since. I mean, it’s not like I’m a WHORE… I insisted that we leave the theater before things got TOO CRAZY. What gives?

– Mia

Dear Mia,

How very Alanis Morrisette of you! Unfortunately once men get what they want (which initially is nearly always sex), they often don’t stick around for much else. I know how it can be – you meet someone and there’s such an overwhelming attraction that you can ‘t help yourself. It’s not as if you’re giving in (which is never good in book) but rather you’re doing what feels natural. Sadly we can’t always do what we want to do. I like to eat chocolate like it’s my job, and yet if I do it too much, I’m going to get fat. So instead sometimes I deny myself the chocolate I so badly want.

I can’t say it enough, YOU ARE ALWAYS BETTER OFF WAITING. No matter how hot it is, if you don’t know him, you have no way of predicting if you are ever going to hear from him again. It’s a choice you make – if you don’t care whether he calls, then have that hot sex! But clearly that’s not the case here. Next time, try to at least tone it down a notch..perhaps some groping instead of sex? Even better just a really hot snog…you’d be amazed how erotic that alone can be. And it leaves that much more anticipation for next time. Of course, there’s still no guarantee that you’ll ever hear from him. Perhaps this guy wouldn’t have called you regardless – who knows? All I do know, is that you might not feel quite as bad if you hadn’t let it get so far. So protect your feelings a bit and leave him wanting more!

Love,

Biatch

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  • http://lovebiatch.blogspot.com Love Biatch

    As always I forgot to mention…you can see more like this at lovebiatch.blogspot.com!

  • http://none.com Bob A. Booey

    Did you pick the book on that Amazon link, Biatch? Or did the editors here pick it for you?

    That is all.

  • http://lovebiatch.blogspot.com Love Biatch

    I picked it…just looking for some variety in my book links!

    Love,

    Biatch

  • http://www.roblogpolitics.blogspot.com RJ

    Yeah, if a chick is putting her legs up within 20 minutes of a first date, the guy is going to lose total respect for you. He’ll assume you’re a nasty slut who does this with EVERY guy she goes on a date with. And one thing a guy doesn’t want, is to date a slut who puts out for everyone…

    Keep them legs closed for a couple weeks, ladies!