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Love Biatch: Commes les Francaises

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My French guy friend says to me the other day that the French just don’t date the same as American people. Apparently it’s delightfully straight-forward. Girl meets boy. There’s an instant connection, and they don’t play games. Next thing you know, they’re a couple. No waiting 3 days to call or just casually dating for months on end.

OMG, can I please move to France right this instant! Seriously, other than smelling like cheese and body odor, the French sound perfect.

Why is it that we Americans feel compelled to make dating so complicated? Maybe we should all do ourselves a favor and simplify. Wouldn’t we all be happier and save a ton of our valuable time if we just cut the crap?

5 Ways to be More French

1. Men, don’t wait 2-3 days to call. If you like her, call her the next day. It won’t kill you, and it might just make her day!
2. Be intense. It’s ok to gaze longingly into someone’s eyes once in a while. If you both like each other, why not admit it?

3. Surrender…The French are famous for it! In this case, though, surrender to romance…instead of playing it cool, be a hopeless romantic for once! It’s ok to be hopeful no matter how many times you’ve been burned
4. Speed the process up. It shouldn’t take you months to figure out if someone is worth being your girl/boyfriend. If you are that unsure if someone is right for you, they probably aren’t. Stop wasting your time trying to figure out something you already know! And if you are sure, then don’t hide it just because you’re playing it cool.
5. Armpit shaving is optional

Alas, all of these methods may not really play in our over complicated dating world, but a girl can dream, right?

Au revoir, mes amis…

Love,

Biatch

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  • http://mindblender1618.blogspot.com/ JELIEL

    Oh que oui c’est plus simple. On se casse pas la tete avec des rituels et des attentes impossibles et inatteignables.

    And I don’t smell like cheese and I probably shower more than you.

    How’s my Frenglish ?

  • http://lovebiatch.blogspot.com Love Biatch

    Never fear, Jeliel, the cheese and body odor comment was just a joke! I’m dating a Frenchie right now and he smell lovely…

  • boycott france

    BOYCOTT France :)

  • http://victorplenty.blogspot.com Victor Plenty

    Meh. Go eat your “freedom fries,” boycott boy.

  • http://none.com Bob A. Booey

    If the French are so charming and seductive, why hasn’t your French friend gotten in your pants yet?

    Guys and girls can’t be friends, generally speaking.

    That is all.

  • a real french

    i’m french
    all that yur saying is just… bullshit!!!
    I’m not smelling,
    i never surrender
    and i fuck u

  • a real french

    i’m french
    all that yur saying is just… bullshit!!!
    I’m not smelling,
    i never surrender
    and i fuck u

  • http://lovebiatch.blogspot.com Love Biatch

    Wow, some Frenchies have no sense of humor! I’m just joking! The Frenchmen I know all smell lovely and have been wonderful additions to my life. If you didn’t notice, I was also praising the French here. I love the passionate and straight forward nature of dating French guys, and I think we could learn a lot from their joi de vivre.

    Lighten up, a joke’s a joke…

    A hilarious website on the French military history.

    Q : How to you get France to surrender?
    A : Declare War

    Be aware that the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from ‘Run’ to ‘Hide’ . The only two higher levels in France are ‘Surrender’ and ‘Collaborate’ . The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory, effectively paralyzing their military.

  • http://NAN CMAN

    Man, I like ‘freedom fries’ they taste like George Bush. And watch out going into the surrender thingys like that after all they did quite well during WW2 with what they had.