Liza and Courtney: Mean and Horny

That’s what the guys are saying, anyway:

Liza Minnelli’s former bodyguard has accused the singer of forcing him to have sex with her in order to keep his job, court documents have revealed.

M’hammed Soumayah is suing Minnelli for $100m damages, saying she made “many repeated attempts” to compel him into sex and he “eventually succumbed”.

….[Minnelli] countersued Mr Soumayah earlier this week for $250,000, claiming breach of contract.

….The Cabaret star also “hit and assaulted” him “repeatedly”, he claims.

“Fearing loss of his lucrative job, the plaintiff tolerated Minnelli’s violent outbursts and did not complain about them to her or anyone else.”

….Meanwhile, Ms Minnelli is suing her estranged husband David Gest for allegedly stealing $2m from her.

The pair have also sued each other for divorce while Mr Gest has filed a separate lawsuit alleging he was beaten by the singer.

Mr Gest is seeking $10m damages from Ms Minnelli, saying the beatings left him with “severe head injuries”. [BBC]

Remarkably litigious bunch of butt-sniffers, no?

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Elsewhere on the mean and horny front, yesterday Courtney Love denied tossing a whiskey bottle (nice touch, that) at the face of a sleeping woman, pulling her hair, pinching her breast, and chasing her menacingly with a flashlight (“you light up my life”) at her ex-boyfriend’s house in April (a house the bitch should avoid like a particularly virulent STD from here on out), as she pleaded not guilty to a felony assault charge in Los Angeles.

Shit howdy, Courtney, now 40, has a mess of legal problems: she pleaded guilty last month in New York City to disorderly conduct for striking a club-goer on the head with a microphone during a concert, pleaded guilty earlier this year to a misdemeanor drug charge and agreed to enter a drug rehabilitation program, AND she faces two felony drug charges in Beverly Hills Superior Court for alleged illegal possession of painkillers.

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