We regret to inform you that we cannot help you with your tribal warfare. There is really little at stake for our country and as you are so far away and pose so little threat to our own safety, we’re going to let France take the lead on this one. If only you had oil: we’d be more than willing to lend a hand.
As you may recall from Rwanda back in 1994, we prefer to wait until your casualties number in the hundreds of thousands. Quite frankly, five hundred casualties are little more than a common cold. Let’s wait until your situation resembles an epidemic.
Maybe during your next mass genocide? Let’s talk then.
The United States of America
Land of the Free
If It Ain’t Attached To A Tank, We Don’t Want It