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Keira Knightley Really Loves Shoes

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I know, I know; who doesn’t love shoes? But The Sun reports that Keira Knightley loves them more than anyone should, even more than anyone who is a Hollywood starlet who happens to look surprisingly like a gopher with a hangover.

Keira “Gopher” Knightley is reported to have told Grazia magazine, “I have shoes I’ve never taken out of the box. I even have shoes that don’t fit. I look at them and go: ‘Oh it doesn’t matter that I can’t wear them – they’re so pretty!'”

“Another six pairs of Manolo’s, please! Oh, it doesn’t matter, an assortment. They’re all pretty!” she added (in my dreams last week, before scampering away with her gopher family).

All that money she’s getting from Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest is going to a good cause, it seems.

Is it just me, or would the movie sell a few more tickets if it was titled more honestly? I’m thinking Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Keira Knightley’s Chest would be more apt. For now I guess we’ll just have to settle for some random pictures of Keira. The human gopher.


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  • http://www.bbacon.us/blog Bill Bacon

    What? Is there something wrong with focusing on Keira’s chest?

  • Eric Olsen

    I like the way they poked fun at her chest in POTC: Cap Jack asks if she is hiding anything in her boddice, then says “Not likely.” Heh

    She is quite lovely if a bit too angular and, um, young.

  • The Theory

    I thought they made a second PotC to give Johnny Depp another chance to be Jack Sparrow… thus a more apt title would be Pirates of the Carribean: Johnny Depp is a Pirate, Again!

  • reggie von woic

    A metreosexual pirate, lol.