I am normally a fan of Jason Whitlock’s writing style, which is, “let’s skip the bullshit and get down to what is really going on.” But this time he is so far off base that I am going to put him in a pickle and tag him out!
We all know about the most recent indiscretion by University of Louisville Wildcats basketball coach Rick Pitino. He had a one night stand on the floor of a restaurant with a woman he had met only a few hours earlier. Good thing it wasn’t a fast food establishment. Can you imagine all the grease on your bum from oil spraying off the grill like sprinklers watering your lawn?
Anyway, he paid the woman $3,000 to get an abortion. The woman did not have health insurance. Where was President Obama’s health care plan when Rick needed it? That was not enough. She went after him for $10 million. Rick said enough is enough and the authorities were brought in. As they say, the rest is history, the world knows just what a horny bastard that little fella is.
I am almost to the point where I let Whitlock have it! Pitino is a staunch Catholic. Although, so were the priests that were sexually molesting the alter boys way back when. And it seems the Louisville area is dominated by Catholicism. The fans and churchgoers are quite upset about the abortion issue.
They don’t seem to have a problem with the fact that Rick has been married for 33 years to Joanne Minardi and that he has four kids. No, the abortion issue is really heavy on their minds. I say, “Listen, don’t worry about it, I am 99 percent sure the woman did not have an abortion or get pregnant from the romp on the dirty floor of the restaurant. The $3,000 was probably spent on clothing or some form of entertainment.”
Now that you see what scumbag actions Coach Pitino exercised I am going to throw Jason Whitlock right on the same slimy bus with the rest of the men involved in sports in one way or another whom have egos the size of the world and can never look within, but in order to save their precious self-esteem and their ego from dissipating they blame the woman!
The title of Jason Whitlock’s article in which he talks about Pitino is “Reigning Tramp.” He goes on to say that Pitino, like so many other male athletes and movie stars, is the victim of Pussy Galore and her BFF, booze. Throughout the article he mentions how Pussy Galore did this and that. Eventually, he just uses her initials PG.
What the hell is he thinking? I am going to tell it like it is right now. The problem is Pesky Penis thinks he can stick it wherever he wants without any consequences because he has some clout and recognition behind him.
Pesky Penis had a choice: do I commit adultery, rape, or another sort of immoral act or do Pesky Penis and I go home together for a hot shower? We all know what most of those Pesky Penises choose: Route 69 when they should have been on Route 32, heading home!
After PP has chosen the wrong path, men all over the world, like Jason Whitlock, come to their defense and blame the woman because they themselves most likely have a Pesky Penis. I have a feeling Jason Whitlock has tried to use his PP a few times but was turned down!
Jason, don’t blame women because you are not getting any PPs. Call it like it is. Rick Pitino, and all the other stupid men out there, were thinking with their Pesky Penis instead of their brain. End of story!Powered by Sidelines