So really… How many of you are totally sick of Janet Jackson’s boob already?
Actually, the more I thought about this, the more I wanted to write about it. But instead… Not so much about Janet Jackson’s Tits but boobs and penises in general. Now mind you, Janet Jackson baring her boob was a shocker here in America but if Justin Timberlake had whipped out his penis, someone would have been shot by now.
Why is the male penis so much more offensive than the female nipple? Is it because the penis is held in that much more reverence, or that much more reviled?
Laws vary from state to state, but I do know that it is illegal to show an erection in anything but a porn movie. Recently, I saw Sex and Lucia, a very good film from Spain. In once scene, they showed a man getting an erection and me, Ms-I_seen_it_all was momentarily taken aback for a moment. I was not offended nor shocked… just surprised that they filmed that.
Is an erection that much more offensive?
Are penises really the root of all evil? (Pardon my pun)
In my opinion, “chilly willy” is far less offensive than a speedo with the elasticity so worn out, your afraid that anyone in the near vicinity might suffer from whiplash. If you live near a beach, you’ve seen it and know the offense I am talking about. The man running down the beach with his dog in a black speedo that has seen one too many washings. Brings a whole new meaning to being reminded to bring your “flip flops” to the beach. No worries… Mr. Speedo Guy has already though of it for you.
I think Ewan Mcgregor is for the most part a crappy actor. I liked him better when he was younger and was in mostly Scottish films. (If you’ve not seen Shallow Grave or Trainspotting, you’re missing out on a treat.) The picture is from Velvet Goldmine. I have also liked him because if he was in a film, you could be assured you were going to see some cock. It’s a Scottish thing- to whip your goods out with narry a blink. Hey, I’m not complaining… that’s half the reason why I go to Scotland so much!
Perhaps that is the reason why women love movies with Ewan in it so much… at least we know that he’s gonna toss one out for us ladies. We might get a peek at arse and willy (and he is kinda cute). Damn Lucas for putting him in Star Wars. I guess there will be no more “saber” for us ladies. Shame.
If I had my way at Super Bowl, Janet would have torn off Justin’s codpiece and we all would have gotten a good gander at Justin’s Jewels and would have either cried, smiled or laughed. And here is where I may have just answered my own question. We won’t see willy, because we might laugh.
I just don’t understand the double standard.