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Is Kerry The Antichrist?

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All signs point to yes.

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  • Another reason to vote for Kerry: to piss off the fundies!

    If I was the sort to believe in Antichrists, Sun Myung Moon would be a very good candidate. But somehow the end-timers always assume the Antichrist will be a liberal.

  • man, this election season is more & more turning out to resemble campaigns for class president in high school.

    “don’t vote for kerry, he’ll cut back on hall monitors!!!”

  • but…cutting back on hall monitors would be a good thing!!!

  • but that would be showing a sign of weakness to high school terrorist elements.

    …sorta like that wolves commercial.


  • my bad…sorry…

  • hey…just remembered that i was a bus monitor back in 5th grade.

    i just wore that silly orange thing and yelled “shut up” a lot.

    surprisingly, i still don’t like bill o’reilly.

  • David Flanagan will believe it.

  • Brak

    Yes, Kerry is the antichrist, and George Bush is Superman, and Dick Cheney is Gollum and my next door neighbor’s dog told me to tell you all this, and has anyone noticed the recently re-surfacing BTK serial killer in Wichita has the letters B, and K in his name? Like, Bush, and Kerry? It’s all connected, you just aren’t listening to the same voices I am.


  • Brak

    Oh, and by the way, I don’t even like John Kerry. But you idiot end-timers are just too much.


  • I think it’s hilarious that people are so quick to assume that the antichrist must be a liberal leader. We heard that during the Clinton years as well. Revelation predicts that the antichrist will be disguised as an angel of the light…wouldn’t that suggest a deceptive leader from among fundamentalist Christians’ own ranks? Who does that sound the most like?

    Actually, I think labeling any and every current leader as a potential antichrist is absurd.

  • everyone knows that Scott Stapp is the antichrist.

    that’s why the cards lost game #4 last night.

  • JR

    Historically, Satan has usually been portrayed as a liberal, i.e. strongly opposed to tyranny. According to Milton, he rebelled against the monarchy in Heaven and established a democracy in Hell.

    I don’t know what kind of an authority Milton was, although I think the churches of his time generally agreed with portrayal.

  • i’m going with the scott stapp theory. i always knew there was something about him i didn’t like…

    if satan actually established a democracy in hell, theoretically couldn’t he be voted out? or is he the only one allowed on the ticket?

  • I’m glad I heard about stapp…I was beginning to think that it was mariano rivera!

  • brak, you do realize i posted this just as a joke, don’t you?

  • Truth Minister

    Imagine if Kerry had a child with Edward’s wife. (A girl) A chick with a mile long chin and an ass big enough to have it’s own zip code. Kind of like Lawrence Welk and a Rhino, both have a horn in the front and an asshole in the rear.

    We could actually send her to go set down on Tora Bora and kill Osama and everyone else within a hundred miles.

  • You really are representative of the right, aren’t you, TM?

  • Truth Minister

    Yeah but not the extreme right. Kerry is too far to the left and even farther out of touch with his own senses.

  • I’d have put you to the right of Ed Gillespie, which looks pretty extreme to me.

  • I think the real test is to ask yourself who can best complete the statement: “don’t know what I want, but I know how to get it”.

    oh, and, God Save The Queen.

  • Truth Minister

    Not unless you call building a web-site of a racist extreme. http://www.jpateisracist@zoomshare.com

    Give Jimmy a shout.

  • Not surprised. There is a web-building and hosting org run by some folks like that which has quite a few Right blogs on it.

    Our far Right participants do seem to be coming undone lately.

  • Truth Minister

    I put that web-site up based on facts and personal experience with that person. I also have bi-racial children in my family and didn’t appreciate my encounter with the smart ass.

    His weak company is trying to protect him and it’s image but I’ve got the goods on him. He’s is trying to avoid the unavoidable.

  • I was just trying to be a smart-ass, but I honestly have no fucking idea what you two (TM and MD) are talking about.

  • brak

    Copy – coming from the part of the US I do, where fundie thought patterns are taken far too seriously and weigh far too heavily in political decisions; banning books, for instance, I had an easy time believing someone out there was freak enough to actually think this. I often get the joke, but am afraid I succumbed to my own paranoias about far-right christian conservatives.

    Letting me know it was a joke is honestly a relief.

    My neighbor’s dog did, however, instruct me to tell you that you are a freak, regardless. Not that this is a bad thing.

  • most of my neighbors’ dogs tell me the same thing. as do most of my neighbors, who probably do believe kerry is the antichrist. that’s because i live in colorado springs, world hq for focus on the family. which, believe it or not, has been picketed for being too liberal a christian organization.

  • Colorado Springs…home of Garden of the Gods…one of the most awesome parks on the planet!!!

  • Sorry, you can only be labelled the “anti christ” if you are or have been President. In think possibly every President since Carter has had the label applied to them.

    “There’s nought so strange as folk.”


  • garden of the gods is indeed beautiful, andy. now that all the leaves have fallen, i can see part of the park from our front deck. and all of pikes peak. it’s half covered with snow right now.

    aaahh, colorado.

  • johnjingle

    sure scott stapp is the antichrist, but mark tremonti is my homedogg

  • The scam people always seem to sign off with “Kindest Regards,” which I’m not sure is of interest to anyone or not (including myself)…

  • john

    == Risen Christ is Antichrist ==

    The Risen Chirst is the Antichirst, the first beast that had the fatal wound that had been healed.

    Paul of Tarsus was his false prophet, the second beast who was servent to the first beast and extended its authority everywhere, making the world and all its people worship the first beast.

    If you don’t believe me, read the Bible and no! you will not die if you eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, but your eyes will be opened and you will be like gods.


  • sr

    John#32, The tree of knowledge was forbidden to liberals. Now you know why we have CNN, NBC, CBS, BBC and all the other drive by networks.

    God bless the country that once was.

  • John

    “The number (name) of the beast: it is the number (name) of a man” Revelation 13:18 i.e. Jesus Christ.
    “’Take care that no one deceives you (the twelve chosen); because many will come using my name and saying, ‘I am the Christ,’ and they will deceive many’” Mathew 24:4

    We know that the Antichrist has a false prophet:
    “Beware of false prophets who come to you disguised as sheep but underneath are ravenous wolves. You will be able to tell them by their fruits. Can people pick grapes from thorns, or figs from thistles? In the same way, a sound tree produces good fruit but a rotten tree bad fruit. A sound tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor a rotten tree bear good fruit. Any tree that does not produce good fruit is cut down and thrown on the fire. I repeat, you will be able to tell them by their fruits. It is not those that say to me ‘Lord, Lord,’ who will enter the kingdom of heaven, but the person who does the will of my Father in heaven. When that day comes many will say to me, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, cast out demons in your name, work many miracles in your name?’ Then I shall tell them to their faces: I have never known you; away from me, you evil men!” Mathew 7:15-23

    “Remember, I am sending you out like sheep among wolves; so be cunning as serpents and yet harmless as doves.” Matthew 10:16
    “You will be hated by all men on account of my name; but the man who stands firm to the end will be saved.” Matthew 10:22
    “If they have called they have called the master of the house Beelzebul, what will they not say of his household?” Matthew 10:25
    “’If the world hates you, remember that it hated me before you.’” John15:18

    Who does the world hate, Yahweh God or the serpent?
    No, The serpent was the original Christ, the lamb slain from the foundation of the World. Yahweh God is the Dragon, The Risen Christ is the Antichrist and Paul of tarsus is the False Prophet.

    “On these grounds is sentence pronounced: that though the light has come into the world men have shown that they prefer darkness to the light because their deeds were evil.
    And indeed, everybody who does wrong hates the light and avoids it, for fear his actions should be exposed; but the man who lives by the truth comes out into the light, so that it may be plainly seen that what he does is done in God” John 3:19-21