Okay, celebutants! And I know you are reading blogcritics. This is your chance to get on the intenet sex-o-licious porn train with me.
I got a futon, I got a digital cam, I got all sorts of mad internet skills. I even know how to seed a bittorrent stream.
So, what you say, all you need to do is half-heartly pay attention to my saggey ass like you give a shit. And I’ll take care of the rest.
Hey, at the least, it’s a cheap date while you’re doing a movie of the week in Tronna.Powered by Sidelines