Xbox 360 Review: Kane & Lynch: Dead Men - Page 4

After six hours of story driven vengeance you’ll probably be tired of shooting A.I. and be looking for a bit more personal experience. This is where the game’s inventive new multiplayer mode Fragile Alliance comes in.

If you’re like me or my fellow Blogcritics writer, Matt “Backstabbing Dirt-bag” Paprocki you’ve probably turned your back on your teammates once or twice in the past and team killed like you were getting paid for it. The difference with Fragile Alliance is that you actually are getting paid for it.

Each match begins with all players on the Mercenary team. It’s your mission to break into a heist location and steal as much cash as possible, then work as a team to fight the police and make it out in one piece. But who wants to split $5,000,000 evenly amongst eight people when it’d be so much better if you just kept it all? It’s this aspect that makes the mission so much more complex. When do I kill my teammates? Will they kill me first? And now that they know I’m a traitor how will they treat me? Am I next?

To make things even more interesting when a Mercenary is killed he comes back as a cop who can collect a 10% finder’s fee for any stolen loot he recovers. There’s even a healthy bonus for getting revenge. It’s an absolutely brilliant concept and probably the only true original multiplayer mode to be released this year. Sadly just like a real heist the execution is never quite as good as the plan.

Multiplayer suffers from recycled level design and heists that don’t seem to last long enough to really enjoy. I’d be much happier if I played one round that took 10 minutes to complete then three rounds that only take three apiece. There’s also a notable lack of players online, which can make it very difficult to find a match. As of this writing I’ve only had the chance to play three matches because they were all I could find. Of those three I never got to see the end of the third round due to disconnects from whiners desperately wanting a Halo-like experience. Perhaps in a few weeks once the “Douchebag” effect has worn off you might actually be able to find some decent competition.

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  • 1 - Matt Paprocki

    Nov 27, 2007 at 9:11 am

    Wow. There's something I've never seen on the internet. Someone justifying their opinion on a crappy product by claiming their smarter than everyone else because they like it.

    Maybe you should jump around and do a Homer Simpson dance while saying "I am so smart, I am so smart."

    Oh wait, you're not. You chose to trudge through a miserable pile of crap, horribly coded to the point of being unplayable at times, just to get through some dialogue and proclaim to the internet that you're smart for doing so. The difference between this and Bioshock? Bioshock's gameplay wasn't broken, was completely open to the players choices, and the story was done almost entirely through gameplay.

    You were immersed in Bioshock's world and never taken out of it. Kane and Lynch, well, not so much. It looks like hell, the frame rate is junk, and it doesn't matter what gun you have. You can't shoot people, and in crowded areas, forget about it. And no online co-op? That's a product killer given that, you know, the whole game is based around it.

    And if those "douchebags" stop playing online, there won't be anyone left. In a year of Call of Duty, Mass Effect, Halo, Bioshock, Simpsons, Orange Box, and certainly more I've forgot, why in the blue hell would I or tell my readers to play a game as clunky as Kane and Lynch? Right, I wouldn't. Because I'm smarter.

  • 2 - Jason "Njiska" Westhaver

    Nov 27, 2007 at 9:45 am

    "I am so smart, i am so smart. S-M-R-T i mean S-M-A-R-T"

    Ah Matt, the noble critic who decides to lambaste the game by playing only the first level and nothing past it. A man who routinely plays games that are about story and then skips the cutscenes so he can bitch about gameplay. That's some real GameFaqs quality reviewer integrity, right there.

    Now as for your rebuttal. I am not trying to justify my opinion by saying, "I'm smarter than everyone else," but rather, "Get your expectations right because if you don't know what you're getting into you won't enjoy it" and if you question me calling out that fact i suggest you go read around. I did a lot of research on what the complaints were before i wrote this, specifically because of your objection and the biggest complaint was that the shooting wasn't like Halo. In fact everyone who criticized the accuracy seemed to begin their statement with, "I've played hundreds of FPS games and this is terrible". If you go into anything with the wrong expectations, which a lot of players have, then of course they're going to have a hard time enjoying it. Kind of like you complaining about the whole Assassin's Creed future time-line. Besides, the accuracy is still way better than Tomb Raider Legend.

    As for my comparison to Bioshock I stand by it. Those life chamber's completely broke gameplay. There was no challenge anymore. Without the fear of death for me playing Bioshock became more about making it from story section to story section and the in between fetch quests drove me insane. If you want to see how a game like that should be done go play System Shock 2. Same gameplay more or less, except there's a cost for death and it's actually challenging.

    I'm not trying to say Kane and lynch is a better game than Bioshock, just that i feel that Bioshock has been over praised for what it really is, while Kane and Lynch is getting the shaft by the community.

    I'd also like to point out that your claim about framerate is grossly untrue. Yes there are one or two spots where it dips, namely due to explosions or the whiteout effect when you get dropped, but the rest of the time it's smooth. It even features an incredible night club level, which you haven't seen, where there are hundreds of actors on screen with no slow-down.

    If you wish to argue properly i suggest you go finish the game first. And don't skip the cutscenes like you do in every other game you review. Then we can talk.

  • 3 - Ken Edwards

    Nov 27, 2007 at 10:50 am

    Of course you are right Matt. No one else liked the game, or gave it a high score.

  • 4 - Matt Paprocki

    Nov 27, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    "Ah Matt, the noble critic who decides to lambaste the game by playing only the first level and nothing past it"

    I didn't review it. And I can assure, playing any deeper would have only caused me to bitch more.

    "A man who routinely plays games that are about story and then skips the cutscenes so he can bitch about gameplay."

    Yeah, damn video games and their gameplay. Who cares about that? If the game's gameplay is engaging enough (BioShock, Mass Effect), I'll get involved in the storyline. If not, why the hell would I waste more time with a game I didn't like?

    "Now as for your rebuttal. I am not trying to justify my opinion by saying, "I'm smarter than everyone else,"

    really?

    1. I don't know why the rabid trolls of the Internet thought it'd be wise to drop $60 on a game that is so clearly above their Neanderthal level

    2. I suggest you go back to school and relearn the basic concepts of narrative.

    3. Perhaps in a few weeks once the "Douchebag" effect has worn off you might actually be able to find some decent competition.

    4. you will enjoy this game, if you don't than just go back to Gamefaqs.

    "In fact everyone who criticized the accuracy seemed to begin their statement with, "I've played hundreds of FPS games and this is terrible""

    So, it's wrong to assume that aiming a target over an enemy and firing should result in a hit? Maybe in something striving for perfect realism I could see it, but this is hardly realistic.

    "Kind of like you complaining about the whole Assassin's Creed future time-line."

    I didn't expect to enjoy Assassin's Creed for the same reasons I don't enjoy Splinter Cell and such. However, the futuristic parts completely threw me off and destroy the immersion of this detailed world they created outside of it.

    "just that i feel that Bioshock has been over praised for what it really is, while Kane and Lynch is getting the shaft by the community."

    It's called gameplay, which means no constant distractions and irritation because you can't shoot an enemy you've clearly got a shot on.

    "I'd also like to point out that your claim about framerate is grossly untrue."

    From other reviews and forum posts:

    Gamespot: Both games (PS3, Xbox 360) have occasional frame rate issues

    Forum poster: How does a game with graphics on par with first generation Xbox games still suffer from frame rate slowdowns?

    Eurogamer: Slight frame rate issue I noticed

    Gametrailers: The frame rate is horrible

    Jubox: the frame rate isn't that stable to begin with

    "while Kane and Lynch is getting the shaft by the community."

    Probably because there's no reason to trudge through it or waste money on it when there's so much else to play this year. It needed more development time, period.

    "Of course you are right Matt. No one else liked the game, or gave it a high score."

    Those are hardly high marks, and the other versions are rated even lower. A few even scored it in the 50's. Earth Defense Force scored higher (and rightfully so).

  • 5 - bob dole

    Nov 28, 2007 at 6:46 pm

    nope disagree sorry i had loads of laughs messing around shooting people. especialy the great bank level. but i would have rather carried on in civi life than fighting the local rebels! good game. good story but i only suggest this game for people who can concentrate and be patient longer than a 2yr old which doesnt seem to be any of you!

  • 6 - Chanc

    Dec 30, 2007 at 6:24 pm

    The only thing i did not like aboout this game was the Accuracy issues, thats it.<-- period

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