[Editor's note: For some context for this post, read a previous post, where this idea was hatched in the comments.]
I am making arrangements to have a neutral 3rd party administer the Official Send Chris Arabia to Iraq Fund via PayPal or similar instrument. More information will be forthcoming.
Sorry, Daniel, I appreciate your diligence but you are not a neutral source. Because some of the attacks on me have questioned my very humanity, I don't have any particular confidence that you would actually deliver the funds when you could always give them to the DNC or the ACLU. We don't know each other, so it's nothing personal. Once the official, neutral fund is operating, please transfer your generous donation.
Brian Flemming, Chicken Hack ought to report this new development as enthusiastically as he has tried to smear me (including the pathetic technique of exploiting the time difference to create the false impression that I was dodging him). All he wants is the chance to try to humiliate and debase someone, so if he acknowledges this he will figure out a way to distort it.
Joe Lord, you seem to be a bigoted ignoramus (saying to someone that their name must be fake is bigoted). I was wondering when one of you would resort to a cheap ethnic slur. See all the vowels? My name is Italian (Calabrese), so if you want to do ethnic slurs, I would suggest the "mafia" line of insults and slurs. If you are going to be a bigot, please don't be so sloppy. The same thing goes for the joker who emphasized my name before rhetorically wondering whether I was Catholic. Hee hee, such respect for diversity.
Or no, Joe, you are right, I have been using this surname all these years just on the off chance that someday I could exploit to try to gain some street cred in a comments discussion. It's part of a conspiracy: I, Michael Jordan, Don Muraco (Don has never been much of a speller), and former NFL DB Steve Israel are secretly plotting to annex the entire Arab world.