Yeah, you little bitches have been leaving a shitload of stupid Texas Hold 'Em Poker related comment spam all over our Blogcritics site recently. Now of course it's not the least bit welcome. Duh. You know that you're some punk ass bitches leaving shit all over OUR yard for our editors to have to clean up. You should stop it, and apologize. Yet you keep doing it.
In short, you'd best hope that I don't find out that you're anywhere within a couple hundred miles of ME, cause I WILL show up on your doorstep to discuss my personal issues with you. Believe me, I'm all ate up in the head, and I would just LOVE to take out my Mommy issues on some ignorant assed spammers along with the help of a couple of drug addicted Negroes with pliers and blow torches hired special.
How much do you think it'd cost me for enough crack to motivate some even more messed up crackers than me to help burn down your HQ? We had some people two doors down the holler burn down their meth trailer this spring. We know how to burn stuff. I bet they'd work cheap. Did I mention that I was busted in a conspiracy to start a fire at school when I was in second grade?
Even if I got caught, I could probably plead not guilty and get great sympathy from a jury to let me off for however many of your dumb spammer asses I "accidentally" killed. I mean, I'd do you like you was a stray alley cat.