Eidos: The guys who wrote Kane & Lynch’s story? Lifetime contracts.
Atlus: Are there any two genres you can’t combine fantastically?
Sega: Do Sonic right, or don’t bother doing it ever again.
2K Games: Thumbs up for BioShock. The Darkness? Not so much.
Ubisoft: More games with Rabbids. I love those guys.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Hudson Soft: Bomberman Live and Kororinpa were both great. Welcome back, guys.
Namco Bandai: Beautiful Katamari and Ace Combat 6? A winner is you.
Naughty Dog: Uncharted is great, but short. Next game must be longer.
Polyphony: Stop making me want to buy a PS3 right now.
Sucker Punch: Same with you guys. I can’t afford it!
Valve: Three great games in one? Genius. Ninety-nine achievements? Much pain.
Natsume: Harvest Moon on the Moon? You’ve done everything else.
LucasArts: Put all your old point-and-click games on the Virtual Console.
Midway: A so-so year, but Cruis’n sure didn’t help at all.
Atari: I want my unconditional love of Jenga back. Seriously.
THQ: Drawn to Life redeemed you. Don’t blow the second chance.
Gamecock: Dementium is everything Manhunt 2 wishes it was.
RedOctane: I don’t think the guys at Harmonix miss you.
Harmonix: I think the guys at RedOctane miss you less.
Sierra: A stellar year from you that I wasn’t expecting. Congrats.
BioWare: Will we ever see a sequel to Jade Empire?
Infinity Ward: *bows down to the greatness of Call of Duty 4*
Retro Studios: Hopefully, you’ll eventually get to make something besides Metroid Prime.
Square Enix: Stop whoring out Final Fantasy. It’s good…but come on!
Koei: Keep making Dynasty Warriors-style games, no matter what anyone says.
Silicon Knights: Stop bitching and get Too Human out already!
Epic: Any chance Unreal Tournament 3 is 360 bound?
Independent developers: You guys rock. Keep up the great work.
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