I’ve been out of the loop for several weeks now due to my medical condition, and it’s been hard to write as a result. Yet I have to push this thought out of my prescription-addled mind before the next round of medications lest I lose it forever.
I was reading Richard Lichtman regarding his thoughts on why the American voter passively accepted both Bush terms only to fall into line behind the image of Candidate Barack Obama rather than examine his substance. Lichtman makes some cogent points, as does William Rivers Pitt in the article which inspired Lichtman, but neither of them seems to have a basic bumper sticker point to drive home (not that I feel their musing to be worthless by any measure).
As I was reading the comments to Lichtman’s article, I began to notice a pattern, which I boiled down to this thought (paraphasing A Few Good Men): Americans cannot handle having an adult in power.
If I thought about it, I believe that I could make the case that FDR was the last adult we had in the White House, but my head hurts too much to dust off the ancient tomes for suporting evidence. Yet I implore you to hear me out through what I can present before you decide.
Had Richard Nixon not become ensnared by Watergate, he would have had two complete terms despite his childish paranoia. Once he was out of office, neither Jerry Ford (who naively wanted to “put Watergate put behind us”) nor Jimmie Carter (who unsuccessfully attempted to wean us off of imported oil through the sponsorship of alternative energy) was granted a second act. Adults would understand the reasoning of both men in their positions whether or not one agreed with them. Adults know what happened to both re-election bids.
Ronald Reagan demonstrated immediately that he lived in a childish world (“Voodoo economics” anyone? It makes my Laffer curve just to think about it!). Yet the people flocked to the “affable idiot” in droves, especially blue-collar workers who soon after PATCO ceased bragging that they had voted for him. Despite his schoolyard approach to diplomacy, the American voters loved his Bedtime for Bonzo Goes to Washington act enough to call for an encore. Later, George HW Bush -realizing that he couldn’t live up to his “Read My Lips” boast- did the adult thing and pushed for higher taxes and cost himself an extended stay in DC.
Bill Clinton, whose juvenile side remains evident to this day, managed to survive Republican attempts to squash his programs and to remove him from office over a “sowing of the oats” that should have ended long before. His VP, Al Gore, resumed the Carter Energy Doctrine while adding into the presentation adult-level education streams to support the goal. Trying to do the adult thing regarding American energy usage cost Gore the White House. I can’t say that his personal energy excesses helped his cause much. But taken together, Gore’s personal and professional energy aspects made it much easier for Pitt’s “small fraction of a man” to take the Oval Office – with a lot of help from the Brooks Brothers rioters and by imperious SCOTUS edict.
Dubya Bush was the alcoholic America wanted to have a beer with, remember? It took an serious economic crisis to lower his approval levels to the point that even a half-white guy (per Wanda Sykes) was an acceptable alternative. That just shows how desperate America became, taking the radical step of allowing a non-white to take power over WASPland. One can argue whether or not Obama’s poor performance can be labeled as an adult approach to the various problems that Washington represents (I for one do not), but he isn’t appealing to that ignorant low-brow segment of our population that aided Nixon, Reagan, Clinton, and Dubya. These folks are glued to Sarah Palin.
Despite the fact that Obama currently polls ahead of Palin, Barry shouldn’t be resting on his diaphanous laurels. The failures of his highly-touted health insurance profit protection plan are just beginning to emerge, along with those unforeseen and unintended consequences that will only reduce what little respect he’s earned with his passive approach to bringing change to Washington. Those 12 stitches were just a little karmic sampling of what’s yet to come, Barry.
Robert Reich — one of the few adults tapped by Bill Clinton to be a part of his administration — sees through Sarah Palin. Reich eviscerates Palin’s recent behavior, and that of her family, while admiring the genius of her playground strategy to out-maneuver the Republican insiders and gain the GOP nomination. Palin has been so effective to date that she has even forced the Lost Boys of the GOP to have to grow up and deal with someone whose Neverland qualities out-class their own by orders of magnitude. It has to hurt a lot to have to grow up so quickly, doesn’t it Karl?
So now I’m done. I’ve presented my all. You can commence to judgin’ whether or not I’m on to something. If I’m right, and the Lost Boys don’t grow up in time to stop her, we will be looking at President Palin in 2012. How’s THAT gonna work for ya, America? For me, I’m off to a prescription drug stupor and a wish that this is all a bad dream.