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Buoyed by the success of last week’s ABC variety show, The Nick & Jessica Variety Hour, the camera-friendly pair is set to return for a Christmas special.
…Also on the horizon for TV’s most goofily endearing (or is it annoying?) couple:
- A new season of MTV’s Newlyweds is set to debut in June. The Lacheys just wrapped the second season of their dysfunctional domestic reality series.
- Last fall, Jessica inked a solo sitcom deal with the Alphabet net. (The show’s currently in development.)
- Nick recently signed his own deal with ABC, snagging a role in a sitcom pilot starring Gina Gershon called Hot Mom.
- She’s considering possible roles in The Dukes of Hazzard, I Dream of Jeannie and Marvel’s Mort, the Dead Teenager.
- He’s considering running for mayor of Cincinnati, where he grew up. The job, once held by TV talker Jerry Springer, “would be an interesting role to play,” Lachey told People magazine.
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