The Dixie Chicks have left, and I hate them. I wish they would come back. When they were disrespecting the president, cursing them gave me reason to live. Most importantly, it drug in a lot of web traffic and attention for ME and other Blogcritics. We fight because we love.
Now they’ve abandoned me. They haven’t done anything controversial in weeks. They won’t return my calls. Spirits and traffic are down.
Please girls, come back. If you come back, I’ll even listen to some of your music. I’m not saying that I’ll go out and spend actual money on your crappy records- that’s really asking too much. If you come back though, I promise to download a couple of your songs and make myself listen to them at least once.
Come on, do I have to beg? Don’t make me beg. You know that only infuriates me, and makes me want to start cussing you again.
Maybe we need counseling.Powered by Sidelines