Responding to recent media stories and criticisms the Dixie Chick’s Natalie Maines has written on her website that she will be busy for the next few days responding to various phone messages. Said messages are as follows:
Message 1: Saddam Hussein called and wants to know where his weapons of mass destruction are. Listen Saddam, I already told you, I don’t know. You’re going to have to call the White House on that one.
Message 2: Country Radio called and wants to know if it’s true that you’re leaving country music? This one must be a prank call. I mean, how can you leave a party now when the hosts had shown you to the door six months ago.
Message 3: Sheryl Crow and Lenny Kravitz called to see if you could come to their party Friday night. Oh that one’s easy. I can’t, I’m already going to Ashton and Demi’s party.
Message 4: G. Gordon Liddy, Rush Limbaugh and Don Imus all called again to ask about the plane crash. Listen guys this is really getting old. I’m sorry, but no, we did not die in a plane crash. But look on the bright side … we fly all the time.
Message 5: Arnold Schwarzenegger called to see if we wanted to “verk out” with him at “zee gym” next week. Hmmm, that’s both weird and scary. He must not have heard what Emily “said” about him or know that we’re married!