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Dirrty Voted The Sexiest Video Ever

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Britain’s FHM Music TV viewers have voted former Mouseketeer Christina Aguilera’s “Dirrty” the sexiest video ever made.

About 150,000 votes were cast online with the most choosing Aguilera’s video in which the scantily clad former Mickey Mouse Club member sings and grinds with a group of guys in a boxing ring, Sky News reported Friday.

Voted the second sexiest video was Eric Prydz’s “Call on Me,” featuring women exercising and third was Benny Benassi’s “Satisfaction,” starring more barely-dressed women, but this time wielding power tools.

Madonna — who created such controversy with her images and lyrics in the 1980s — was No. 6 for her “Justify My Love” video and the now married and pregnant Britney Spears’ video “Toxic” placed No. 9.

Personally, I don’t see how “Dirrty” is sexy at all. Raunchy…Slutty, maybe. But sexy? Hmph.

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  • http://freewayjam.blogspot.com uao

    Funny, I’ve always thought Aguilara, who is stuffed like a sausage into her weirdly unappealing s&m inspired get-ups in her videos, was one of the least sexy female singers of the era. I’ll take Britney over her, even now. Or even Jewel.

  • Eric Olsen

    agreed, bony skank sexy not

  • JamesM

    I think Aguilera’s sexy. She’s confident and she doesn’t give a damn about what anyone thinks of her. How can that not be sexy? She has guts to do what she wants to do and not hide behind what society deems acceptable.

    Plus, at least she can sing and has real talent. Unlike her peers…

  • http://breathoffreshink.blogspot.com Chris Evans

    Aguilera CAN sing, yes. She is in fact one of my favorite singers. But how you could say that she’s sexy…I just don’t understand. If you watch that video…she just looks like some kind of wild pig that’s been rolling around in the mud and randomly decided to throw on some leather and plaid. In no way is she enticing or good to look at at all–in fact throughout the entire thing I just want to jump through the screen and tell the bitch to take a bath.

  • Mihos

    Was there any mention of Aaliyah; Janet Jackson’s Anytime Anyplace, Love will never do without you, or Tweet?

  • http://breathoffreshink.blogspot.com Chris Evans

    I don’t think so

  • http://www.dorksandlosers.com Tan The Man

    How did “Dirrty” beat Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Games” video. Any school boy knows that “Wicked Games” was the sexiest video.

  • http://breathoffreshink.blogspot.com Chris Evans

    What I find so funny is that there were no male videos mentioned. Only female. It’s really odd how our society views sexuality to be such a female-oriented thing. I dunno, maybe it’s because in our society, it’s okay for men AND women to view a woman and her aesthetic value but no so much with a man.

  • Mihos

    I wonder if this is one of those who is the prettiest white girl contests generated by tie wearing men that find jail bait blondes and gap toothed whores appealing.

  • http://victorplenty.blogspot.com Victor Plenty

    Easy answer, Tan. Chris Isaak and “Wicked Game” do not currently have any record company promoting them and desperately hoping to sell millions of copies.

  • http://breathoffreshink.blogspot.com Chris Evans

    LMAO, Mihos. That’s friggin’ hilarious.

  • http://dusk411.joeuser.com Pam Avoledo

    I always thought Christina Aguilera was going overboard in “Dirrty.”

    For me, a sexy video has to be more than just flesh. The attitude has to be there, too. Otherwise it comes across as creepy (as though the female singer was being told to do it..or else.)

    But no Kylie videos? I’m surprised.

    I would’ve voted

    What Do I Have To Do – Kylie Minogue
    Put the Needle On It – Dannii Minogue
    Elegantly Wasted – INXS
    Like A Prayer – Madonna

  • http://breathoffreshink.blogspot.com Chris Evans

    I think two of Kylie’s videos were on the list, actually.

  • Mihos

    Is it just me or was Aaliyah one of the most incredible creations ever to grace the radio? When I actually saw her starring in one of her cutting edge videos I was awe struck. Never a slut and yet progressive in a peaceful warrior sort of way- none of that arch my back and pout my way through a sloppy fucking moves

  • http://none.com Bob A. Booey

    Olsen, Olsen! You’re killing me … I thought we mostly agreed about women.

    I think Christina’s going to have to go into the Lucy Liu pile of women we disagree about.

    Christina’s way, way hot. She’s maybe the hottest chick in music. I was feelin Fergie from the Black-Eyed Peas, but I think she’s starting to hit the wall a little bit. Christina was still hot even when she was TRYING to be ugly with the weird piercings and black goth hair. When she’s doing her platinum blonde, super-tan pornstar-lite look, goddamn that’s one smoking hot lil chick. Plus she can sing or something. I’d never buy one of her CDs, but I would give it to her fortissimo, know what I’m sayin?

    It’s interesting to note that the 2 videos below Christina are huge European dance/house hits. The Prydz video is a cheesy throwback to 80s workout films with a bunch of hot chicks in short shorts and thongs bending over. I’d rather watch Christina skank it up. I’ve never seen the Bennassi video, but that song was huge in the clubs.

    Britney is a short, stumpy, chubby redneck with bad skin. Britney’s got little shame, but little sex appeal either no matter how hard she tries. Jewel is a snaggle-tooth Eskimo with ZERO sex appeal. Kylie’s alright for an older chick, but she’s a midget who really doesn’t do anything for me. Gay men LOVE her, though, around the globe. She’s the new Cher, a gay dance icon.

    The funniest Billy Idol stage banter from this year’s Lollapalooza:
    “I know you all are gonna remembah this song … Danceteria, 1982, New Yowk City, two fingehs up Madonnah’s arse, yaaaahhhh!!!!!” Cue the intro guitars for White Wedding while Billy makes obscene thrusting gestures with said fingers … priceless moment that had a crowd of thousands laughing. Billy’s cartoonish and still thinks it’s 1982, but he’s a one-of-a-kind presence and still looks and acts like he’s the king of the stage.

    That is all.

  • http://none.com Bob A. Booey

    Christina’s my favorite bad girl music skank (even with her old, fat fiancee), but I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for my hot, sweet lil midget Nelly Furtado.

    Christina’s not as hot to me when she gains a few pounds, but it seems like she’s lost them again.

    That is all.

  • http://www.dorksandlosers.com Tan The Man

    Right you are Victor.

  • Eric Olsen

    good God, BAB, Christina sexy? That pierced, stringy, vacant little sperm bank? Did she blow you or something?

  • JR

    Shakira is the hottest chick in music. It’s not even close.

    (Although she really needs to stop dyeing her hair.)

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/djradiohead DJRadiohead

    I agree with the post… there is a difference between slutty and sexy. Sometimes the things can intersect, but not on a shit video like this. Simulating bawdy sex does not always translate to sexy.

    The video, song, and singer are all crap.

  • Mihos

    Is anyone going to post the actual list or do I have to ask if there were any black chicks on it?

  • http://www.mondoirlando.com Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    i totally agree with Dirrty gettin the top spot. that video made a fella feel all shadesa pleasantly uncomfortable. and the song, too, sounds like the greatest filthing session ever. its feels like watchin porn just listenin to that damn thing. filthy. wonderful, also.

  • http://www.magicjunk.com/blog/ Mark Sahm

    Mihos, here’s the Top Ten (from here):

    1. Christina Aguilera – Dirrty
    2. Eric Prydz – Call On Me
    3. Benny Benassi – Satisfaction
    4. NERD – Lapdance
    5. tAtu – All the Things She Said
    6. Madonna – Justify My Love
    7. Kylie Minogue – Spinning Around
    8. Mariah Carey – Heartbreaker
    9. Britney Spears – Toxic
    10. Narcotic Thrust – I Like It

    Tan: “Wicked Game” isn’t sexy, it’s tragic.

  • Mihos

    1. wicked game Chris Isaak
    2. Anytime Anyplace Janet Jackson
    3. rock the boat Aaliyah
    4. underneath your clothes Shakira
    5. black hole sun Soundgarden
    6. Love will Never do Without you. Janet
    7. Feel the Heat Jean Beauvoir
    8. no ordinary love Sade
    9. still a thrill Jody Watley
    10.Tweet oh my

  • http://none.com Bob A. Booey

    Christina’s like the hottest stripper in America. She does skank right.

    She’s way, way hot and she can have some more deposits from me anytime she wants. Your man won’t mind, Christina.

    To be fair, Jewel has really big cans and looks better after her makeover. I still wouldn’t hit it, though. She’s no Christina.

    Tatu’s not hot … they were 2 Russian models who pretended to be lesbo while wearing schoolgirl skirts. It offends my genitals as well as my brain.

    That is all.

  • kelly

    i luv ya all out there.i just wanna say ya the best……………….

  • http://192.168.0.1 Spurg Fromlich

    > she doesn’t give a damn about what anyone thinks of her

    how could ANYONE be silly enough to say this about someone who makes her LIVING in the mass media (i.e. her entire career is dependent on what people think of her)?

  • http://kghdkg1 sarah

    ok chri u have a greattt voice but plz use it for love songs and other stuff but not like the song “dirty” to be honest it wasent goood….but i really love ur song “beautiful” its great really…
    peace outt!!

  • OMOIKANE

    i think Christina Aguilera “Dirrty” is worstest thing i seen. thank you.

  • http://floacist.wordpress.com angela

    Sexy and no mention of Janet makes no sense. She is sexy effortlessly.