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Desperate Housewives Returns With A Vengeance

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Last May when Desperate Housewives aired its season finale and Katherine Mayfair's secret was finally revealed, it wasn't the fact that the Dylan we thought was the real Dylan wasn't actually her daughter that shocked us. It was the last five minutes of the program which revealed the show was jumping five years into the future. We saw a more mature and hard-looking Bree Hodge, now a high-powered business woman a la Martha Stewart, a disheveled Gabrielle Solis, now a new mother losing her mind a la Lynette from season one, a Lynette Scavo who has visibly gotten rid of her wigs and scarves but might be pulling her hair out soon–dealing with two rebellious teenage boys, and most shocking of all, Susan Mayer kissing a sexy-as-ever Gale Harold (Queer As Folk), not Mike Delfino.

Many have asked, "well how will we know what's happened in those five years?" My answer to that question is, how do we know what happened before the very first episode of Desperate Housewives? We learned what happened through flashbacks, back story, storylines that revealed their past secrets, and the framework of their characters. People don't seem to get that this is really in essence, a reboot of the show–and of the characters. Writer Jeff Greenstein ("In Buddy's Eyes", "Free") said, "You'll see some flashbacks. Occasionally there will be some things you've missed that we'll have to explain. There's going to be some things you've missed that we're not going to explain so quickly. [However,] we're not doing Lost. We're not slaves to flashbacks." Others have asked, "what happened to Mike and Susan? I need to know now!" My response is, why? When Mike first came to Wisteria Lane, we had no idea why he was there. Just as we had no idea why Mary Alice had killed herself. The fun is in finding out the "why". So just be patient and enjoy the ride.

Greenstein says that the writers are wiping the slate clean. That the stories had become so convoluted–jumping ahead five years will allow them to get Desperate Housewives back to a more simple, relatable level. "We found that after four years in, we were looking to portray those predicaments once again. We didn't want to have to wait to show Gabrielle with children, or Bree in a thriving business, so we figured let's just jump ahead and do it. … Let's see what Lynette is like with two 16-year-olds at home. That was something we didn't want to have to wait until season ten to start exploring."

I for one, am ecstatic about the change, and I'm excited to see what has changed on Wisteria Lane, not just for our four main housewives, but for Edie Britt and Katharine Mayfair as well. Last season Edie was cast out from the group for threatening to expose Bree's pregnancy as a hoax. After which, she skipped town. But Edie is now back with a new hot husband (played by Neal McDonough), and stirring up trouble. As for Katherine, we know at the end of season four, she and Bree had opened up a catering business. Unfortunately for Katherine, Bree is the one who has become the big star, while she is behind the scenes "doing all the work" (the words of actress Dana Delaney herself).

The official promo for the series premiered online a few days ago, along with some juicy scenes from the upcoming season. I personally love the one-line zingers, such as when Edie questions Gaby about her new fat house frou appearance and she says, "I had two kids." Edie's response is, "For what, breakfast?" Then there's Edie revealing to everyone that she has a new husband. Susan, being her archrival, asks, "Oh really? Whose?" And this is why I love this show. The promo is a bit lacking when compared to previous seasons, especially the one for season four shot by David LaChappelle.

The season four DVD comes out on September 2, and the season five premiere airs on September 28. I'm setting my Tivo as I type. How about you? Below is the behind the scenes look at season five, the official promo, and a brief interview with the show's creator Marc Cherry.

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  • ducdebrabant

    Gale Harold and I’m there.

  • Nina

    Never watched the show before. Couldn’t care less about the Housewives…It’s ALL about GALE HAROLD for me.