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Dear Karl Rove and George Bush, From Osama Bin Laden

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(SATIRE)

Dear Karl Rove and George Bush:

Alphaliberal.comThis is your nemesis and leader of Al-Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden. Remember me? I am the one that masterminded 9-11, killing three thousand Americans and bringing down the twin towers. It seems you only care about me during political campaign season. What gives?

I just want to mention one brief issue. It appears Judith Miller has finally been broken and now she will testify before the Grand Jury in the Karl Rove, Scooter Libby CIA leak case. I am sorry that some of your inner circle are likely to be charged criminally for causing the security breach and / or lying to authorities, but I would like to thank you myself for the breach.

Without your help in outing Valerie Plame and her entire worldwide, undercover WMD apparatus, it would have been much harder to obtain WMD and it is likely many of my men would have been duped by spies connected to her operation and would have been arrested by your security forces.

Alphaliberal.comPetty retribution against the wife of Joseph Wilson emboldened me in a real way, and I couldn’t be more thankful. In fact, you should have listened to Joseph Wilson. Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11. Saddam Hussein was a secular dictator that I loathed and could not do business with. But now, nearly the whole of Iraq is available to me to perform my terrorist activities and to use your presence as a tool to gain young, malleable new terrorists. I could not thank you more, praise be to Allah.

On a personal note, you said you would fire anyone involved in the leak. Now that we know Rove and Libby were involved, you flip-flopped and you are keeping them in your inner-circle. If you were at all interested in this national security breach, all you have to do is walk down the hall and ask Rove or Scooter, “What happened?” or “Why did you do this?”

Alphaliberal.comYou probably cannot imagine the joy it brings me to know that you retain confidence in those who make my job easier, praise be to Allah.

My war against America and the Jews is real, but I guess to you, the “war on terror” is just a political game you pay lip service to in order to win elections. In fact, I should have known this before because when Bill Clinton launched a cruise missile strike against me, you were more interested in DNA stains on Monica Lewinsky’s blue dress.

Anyways, I have to go. While your military is being broken down by thousands of tiny cuts in Iraq, I am free to plot and operate anywhere in the world, including most of Iraq. It is a shame that fine enablers like Karl Rove and Scooter Libby have to be removed from the scene, but hey, it couldn’t have happened to a better bunch of guys.

Sincerely,

Osama Bin Laden

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  • Cunning Linguist

    You forgot to add

    I am the one Bill Clinton didn’t do a damn thing about.

  • http://biggesttent.blogspot.com/ Silas Kain

    Oh boy. Let’s blame Bill Clinton. At this stage of the game I really don’t care about what has been done in the past. We should learn from our mistakes and move on. Bin Laden is a problem. His terrorist network is successful in taking our attention away from other issues which need to be addressed. They are the clever ones in this little chess match. They know that Americans have short attention spans and only react. Americans are too lazy to be proactive and sacrifice a little to avoid the inevitable. We are our own worst enemies.

  • http://thatgayconservative.blogspot.com/ TGC

    That’s interesting. Rove and Libby should be arrested, charged and hung.
    However, Sen. “Leaky” Leahy, Sen. John F.You Kerry, Sen. Turban Durbin (D, Al-Jazeera), Sen. Wyden, Sen. Dingy Harry Reid, Sen. Rockefeller etc. with their established leaks get to keep their jobs?

    Oh yeah, good job keeping the liberal lies going. Maybe more folks will start believing that you’re telling the truth.

    BTW, Silas. If your lord BJ had actually gotten off his ass and done something about bin Laden, those towers might still be there. Contrary to liberal popular belief, history didn’t begin on 20 January 2001. To forget about the unfortunate events that happened then is just plain ignorant.

  • http://biggesttent.blogspot.com/ Silas Kain

    I’ll accept that. I do believe that Clinton dropped the ball. I also believe that Bush the First could have done more and prematurely withdrew from Iraq. All of it, my friend, is water over the dam. There is nothing we can do to change that which has passed. I said “Let’s blame Bill Clinton.” Those 4 little words turned into an anti-liberal tirade. Was it really necessary?

    You may see me as liberal but I agree with you on Reid, Durbin, Biden and Rockefeller. I see them as political opportunists with no spine. While John F Kerry may be my Senator, I don’t always agree with where he stands on issues. I refuse to believe that most Americans are completely indoctrinated on one side of the aisle or another. I admit I have no use for Karl Rove but you don’t want to understand that my disdain for him has nothing to do with government. The manner in which he went after John McCain was enough for me. That’s politics. As a part of the government I think Rove serves the President extremely well but I still think he’s a dirtbag.

    You can’t pin those destroyed towers on one party or the other. To place the blame on the shoulders of Bill Clinton is just plain silly. The towers were attacked because there are those outside our borders who hate us with such vigor that they will go to any length to deliver their insidious message. We put Bin Laden where he is. Like it or not, that’s documented and a part of our history. We let him get out of control and when it was no longer politically advantageous for us to support him we pulled the magic carpet out from under. Basically we walked out on our wife and now she’s retaliating. Perhaps if we had paid Osama some alimony during the transition we wouldn’t be where we are at.

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