Feature: Puddle of Suss

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• Either Urine Big Trouble or Pissed Off

  This installment of "Puddle of Suss" does a thorough urinalysis to which "wee" all can relate.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Jun 10, 2006

• Satire: A Puddle Spills Over This Week's Headlines

  How can I joke about partial-birth abortion, Darko Milicic, and a giraffe on birth control? Turns out, not very well.

  Satire by Matthew T. Sussman — on Feb 26, 2006

• What To Name ... This Decade

  Six years into this decade and we have yet to agree on a numerical nickname for this time period.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Nov 15, 2005

• Bush Leaks Inside Joke To Reporters

  Also: USC star fakes death, Red Sox lose Ep, Knight Ridder could sell self, CNN parades Cooper, N'awlins levee truth exposed ... and nothing else of note

  Satire by Matthew T. Sussman — on Nov 04, 2005

• How to Behave at Rosa Parks' Funeral

  ...And more from this week's ruse in review. A Puddle of Suss feature presentation.

  Satire by Matthew T. Sussman — on Oct 29, 2005

• Feminine Hurricanes Turned Cat-5 Every 28th Day

  What else happens every 28th day, besides the Devil Rays winning?

  Satire by Matthew T. Sussman — on Oct 24, 2005

• Puddle of Suss: "Supreme Decision"

  The open Supreme Court seat can and should be decided by, you guessed it, reality television.

  Satire by Matthew T. Sussman — on Sep 17, 2005

• Puddle of Suss: The best window seat in the house

  What airplane passenger in his right mind would prefer a window seat? Everyone but me, of course.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Sep 06, 2005

• Puddle of Suss: Engine failure, a.k.a. the "Peanut Butter Bandit"

  Some might think it's emasculating if someone's girlfriend knew more about cars than him.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Aug 29, 2005

• Puddle of Suss: Six Degrees of Bacon

  Now available in ice cream and flavor spray.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Aug 20, 2005