Feature: O Caption! My Caption!

There's a whole lot of news. Wouldn't it be nice if someone told you what happened based on pretty, pretty pictures they saw? Here's your chance.

Matt Sussman and Diana Hartman are editors who have seen a lot of things you wouldn't believe, probably because they make up their own story to photographic tales around the world. Every once in a while they will take you on a journey using journalism, imagination, and a heck of a lot of photo credits.

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Diana Hartman

Matthew T. Sussman

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• Satire: Overtaken By Giant Insects And Tiny Swimmers

  Also: a cheap shot at Dale Jr. and Kurt Warner not at all trying to fit in with the young kids.

  Satire by Matthew T. Sussman — on Aug 07, 2009

• Satire: The News in Pictures IX

  I don’t want to go in there. I like my torso!

  Satire by Diana Hartman — on May 21, 2009

• Satire: The News in Pictures VIII

  Let's buy the world a Coke and raid a child's toy box.

  Satire by Diana Hartman — on May 13, 2009

• Satire: What A Long Strange Star-Spangled Banner It's Been

  Also: hand tennis, medieval Indy racing, and a cheap Manny Ramirez joke.

  Satire by Matthew T. Sussman — on May 08, 2009

• Satire: The News in Pictures VII

  Time travel, a chick magnet, and a hedge fund.

  Satire by Diana Hartman — on May 06, 2009

• Satire: Dirk Nowitzki Gets Ticked Hoff

  Also: how not to access a fly ball, how not to squeeze tennis balls, and some strange trophies.

  Satire by Matthew T. Sussman — on May 04, 2009

• Satire: The News in Pictures V

  Cocaine, Dr. Seuss, and a monster in the desert.

  Satire by Diana Hartman — on May 01, 2009

• Satire: Franchitti's Tummy Is An Easy Target

  Also: Adam Dunn's duodenum acts up, Haslem can't fathom right foot blue, and the Iron Lotus is dangerous.

  Satire by Matthew T. Sussman — on Apr 24, 2009

• Satire: The News in Pictures VI - The Military Edition

  What do Home Depot, Rob Riggle, and Pashmina have in common?

  Satire by Diana Hartman — on Apr 24, 2009

• Satire: The News in Pictures IV

  Budgets, breaking up, and pipe dreams.

  Satire by Diana Hartman — on Apr 21, 2009

• Satire: The News in Pictures III

  A boogie, a building, and Susan Boyle.

  Satire by Diana Hartman — on Apr 19, 2009

• Satire: The Week In Sports Pictures

  Masters, Yankee Stadium, NHL playoffs, NASCAR phenoms and a blockbuster trade, baby!

  News by Matthew T. Sussman — on Apr 17, 2009

• Satire: The News in Pictures II

  Talking deer, watchful daffodils, and the high price of fuel.

  Satire by Diana Hartman — on Apr 16, 2009

• Satire: The News in Pictures I

  The Bible’s whale really swallowed a little girl, more than 100 mothers vanished from Central Park, and Turkey plays a game of spike the biker.

  Satire by Diana Hartman — on Apr 14, 2009