Feature: Mind Tricks - Astrology In Real Life

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• One Minute Astrology: Secret Envy Through The Zodiac - The Fixed Signs

  Find out who covets who and why.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Sep 30, 2007

• One Minute Astrology: For Cryin' Out Loud, Control Yourself!

  Fix this obsession with fixing others!

  Opinion by Elsa — on Sep 21, 2007

• One Minute Astrology: How Saturn In Virgo Affects The Food Business

  Is portion-controlled food savior to hogs like me?

  Opinion by Elsa — on Sep 11, 2007

• One Minute Astrology: Love And Money - What's Your Currency?

  AKA why George Clooney does not appeal to Elsa...

  Opinion by Elsa — on Sep 07, 2007

• One Minute Astrology: A Marketing Catastrophe At Frito-Lay

  Saturn in Virgo brings attention to the business of what we eat.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Aug 30, 2007

• One Minute Astrology: Fashion and Color Preferences By Zodiac Sign - Gemini

  Can you tell fashion preference by horoscope? Of course!

  Opinion by Elsa — on Aug 29, 2007

• One Minute Astrology: Oprah, Dr. Phil, and Dr. Oz

  Oprah Winfrey is undeniably progressive.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Aug 29, 2007

• One Minute Astrology: Celebrities Overexposed

  What happens to the careers of overexposed celebrities when Saturn leaves Leo?

  Opinion by Elsa — on Aug 27, 2007

• One Minute Astrology: Marketing Health But No Virgo Is Buyin' This

  As Saturn transits Virgo, the collective will get serious about what they're putting in their bodies...

  Opinion by Elsa — on Aug 27, 2007

• One Minute Astrology: Eating Trends With Saturn In Virgo

  Saturn enters Virgo September, 2007 - the collective goes on health kick.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Aug 26, 2007

• One Minute Astrology: Health and Diet

  Saturn in Virgo and trends in the collective...

  Opinion by Elsa — on Aug 26, 2007

• Is 2012 the End Of The World? Yeah, Right...

  2012 will be the end of the world per the Mayan calendar. Yeah, right. Show me the money...

  Opinion by Elsa — on Jul 19, 2007

• Astrology, Violence and the Collective's Defense Against Reality: Predicting Pluto In Capricorn

  Does the collective defend itself against harsh reality? Pluto's transit through Capricorn starting in 2008 will put an end to that.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Jun 11, 2007

• It Ain’t Easy Being Emo When Your Moon Is Trine Jupiter: Astrology In Real Life

  I told her to go ahead with her black eyeliner when she reminded me, “You had fads when you were a kid.”

  Opinion by Elsa — on May 21, 2007

• Paris Hilton and Pluto in Capricorn: Astrology In Real Life

  Are her troubles a sign of the times?

  Opinion by Elsa — on May 17, 2007

• Art, Astrology, and the Uranus Transit Through Pisces: Leonard Cohen and the Pluto Uranus Conjunction of the 60’s Generation

  Liberating Pisces...

  Opinion by Elsa — on Mar 13, 2007

• Virgo Analyzing and Criticizing Creative Art, Service and the 6th House: Mind Tricks: Astrology In Real Life

  There is an art to criticizing art.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Mar 06, 2007

• Movie Review: Ladies and Gentlemen... Mr. Leonard Cohen

  A Virgo analyzes himself on film...

  Review by Elsa — on Mar 04, 2007

• Prejudice: Avoiding Being Oppressed By Astrology Or Using It To Oppress Others

  "I just can't stand those Scorpios."

  Opinion by Elsa — on Feb 08, 2007

• Deprivation Has Its Upside, or Making a Case For Saturn/Capricorn. Astrology In Real Life

  What happens to the child whose every whim is indulged?

  Opinion by Elsa — on Jan 28, 2007