Feature: Magical Hanukkahtime Section Variety Hour

In an attempt to not write sports and celebrate Hanukkah -- neither of which ever happens all too frequently in this guy's world -- we present you with one gift each night of a Blogcritics section not named sports. Because that's the one that gives all year 'round.

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Matthew T. Sussman

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• Disadvantages Of Having A Robot Wife

  If you thought human nagging was bad, just wait until you endure the for-loop.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 29, 2008

• President-Elect, The Reality Show

  The reality TV concept just might be the thing to pick a president out of a larger talent pool.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 28, 2008

• Joe The Memoir

  The real question for Wurzelbacher is how he published a book without first wasting time writing a blog for three years.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 27, 2008

• Justifying A Timberlake Man-Crush

  He dabbled in TV and film media and struck a chord with enough WASPy fans to, if nothing else, give him a pass.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 26, 2008

• The Oregon Trail Theory Of Traumatic Retro Gaming

  While some games may be tempting to dust off, it may not be worth it.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 24, 2008

• Rick Astley Ruined The Internet Forever By Having A Sense Of Humor

  When musicians are okay with idiosyncratic interpretations of their songs, it makes them less fun.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 23, 2008

• How Subway Sandwiches Are Destroying America

  And that's before they terrorized the ruins of society with that "five dollar footlong" song.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 21, 2008

• Oprah Solves Rudeness With Internet Quiz

  TV personality and soul peerer Oprah Winfrey, who has helped humankind help itself with a helpful quiz to determine chronic rudeness.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 21, 2008

• Your Routine, The Video Game

  It's the imaginative mind of gamers that needs to take the helm and drive the day.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 11, 2007

• In Search Of Real Hidden Singing Talent

  There must be some way to extract hidden singing talent. So we must go where all the bad stage singers croon at their finest.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 10, 2007

• Turn Your Worthless Weblog Into A Priceless Pamphlet

  How can we bring back the self-made Thomas Paine-style pamphlet business back?

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 09, 2007

• "My Name Is Matt S., And I'm A Politiholic"

  I just argued with my friends on politics. I don't think I'd ever done that. But it felt AMAZING.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 08, 2007

• Yo Soy Impostor

  Tofu, just be yourself.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 07, 2007

• What Not To Carry On, My Wayward Son

  So you've decided to not drive to your senile great aunt's house this year. You're going to fly. Good for you.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 06, 2007

• If Other TV Industry Groups Went On Strike

  The Writers Guild probably aren't the only ones who could fight for employee rights.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 05, 2007

• A Text Messaging Re-Enactment Of The Maltese Falcon

  [From: SSPADE, To: BOSHAUGHNESSY. 8:29 a.m.] u kild my partner wtf

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 04, 2007

• A Controverial Scathing Partisan Argument

  For the record, I didn't put off the politics post until the final night. The drawing-out-of-a-hat gods intended it so.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 23, 2006

• This Is What I Want For Christmas

  Spirit of giving? Almost. Christmas is about the spirit of giving people what they want.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 21, 2006

• They Took That "Get A Life" Thing Literally

  In my day we had video games that were difficult to beat! You had four, maybe five lives, to beat a game!

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 20, 2006

• Reading Is Far Too Mental

  I'll be reading a book, then after a couple pages I'll realize I've been deep in thought about bacon.

  Opinion by Matthew T. Sussman — on Dec 19, 2006