Feature: Astrology-Based Advice

Elsa advises the masses after aligning the stars

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  Pluto leaves Sagittarius for Capricorn in January, 2008. What's it mean?

  Opinion by Elsa — on Aug 28, 2007

• Cancer Frets Over Venomous, Difficult Gemini Girlfriend: Astrology-Based Advice

  "I'm pulling my damn hair out..."

  Opinion by Elsa — on Jun 27, 2007

• Devastating Young Life - Sexual Abuse, Parents Dead: Scorpio Sun Conjunct Saturn: Astrology-Based Advice

  Dear Elsa, I have had problems in my life since as long as I can remember.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Jun 25, 2007

• Young Woman With Toddler Very Unhappy In Relationship — Double Pisces: Astrology-Based Advice

  Dear Elsa, I've been in a relationship for about four years with a Capricorn and we have a three year old son together.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Jun 18, 2007

• Astrology-Based Advice: Engaged To Be Married - Fiance Addicted To Porn: Sun Venus in Cancer

  Dear Elsa, I recently found out my live-in fiance is addicted to porn.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Jun 14, 2007

• Dad Confides in Daughter Unbeknownst To Mom - Daughter Aggrieved, Double Capricorn, Cancer Moon: Astrology-Based Advice

  Elsa, Tonight I was placed in the middle of my parent's dispute.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Jun 06, 2007

• Fear! Capricorn Rising With Saturn, Moon, Mars T-Square Suffers Saturn Return: Astrology-Based Advice

  Hi Elsa, I'm going through some rough and tense time...

  Opinion by Elsa — on Jun 03, 2007

• Lost Her Sex Drive - Saturn Transit To Sun, Moon, Venus in Leo: Astrology-Based Advice

  Dear Elsa, I am going through the first serious sex drought of my life.

  Opinion by Elsa — on May 22, 2007

• Younger Sagittarius Man, Older Sagittarius Woman: Can It Work? Astrology-Based Advice

  Elsa, I'm a Sagittarius and can't seem to find anyone who seems interesting enough for the effort it takes to go out...

  Opinion by Elsa — on May 17, 2007

• Wants A Peaceful Joyful Life With Friends: Capricorn With Moon Conjunct Neptune: Astrology-Based Advice

  Dear Elsa, I have never found a good support at my office and a good true friend.

  Opinion by Elsa — on May 15, 2007

• Mom Drives Her Crazy - Cancer Sun With Moon Uranus Conjunct in Scorpio: Astrology-Based Advice

  Dear Elsa, I love my mother very much but we have a deeply challenging relationship.

  Opinion by Elsa — on May 09, 2007

• Husband Tells Her To Get Sex Elsewhere: Pisces Woman / Aries Man: Astrology-Based Advice

  Dear Elsa, I have an issue with my husband concerning our sex life (or complete lack thereof).

  Opinion by Elsa — on May 01, 2007

• Double Capricorn Suffers Criticism Of Her Social Skills: Astrology-Based Advice

  Elsa, I was recently told by a stranger that I was basically socially inept.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Apr 24, 2007

• Gemini Has Complex Boyfriend With Unhappy Childhood: Astrology-Based Advice

  Dear Elsa, At the beginning of this year I met a guy.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Apr 16, 2007

• Astrologer Suggests She Kill Herself - I Have Other Ideas: Scorpio, Capricorn Rising: Astrology-Based Advice

  Elsa, I'm tired of just barely surviving, lone wolf style.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Apr 12, 2007

• Conflict In Relationship - Venus in Virgo Square Mars in Sagittarius: Astrology-Based Advice

  Dear Elsa, I would appreciate your advice about my relationship problems.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Apr 04, 2007

• Pushy And Controlling in Relationship - Double Libra in Love: Astrology-Based Advice

  Hi Elsa! I'm a silly mid-20s Libra who proclaims to live by the seat of her pants, but really just wants to plan.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Mar 30, 2007

• Should I Be Friends With Another Woman's Flirty Man? Leo Moon Wants To Know: Saturn Transit: Astrology-Based Advice

  Hi Elsa, There is this man who has been leading me on for some time.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Mar 23, 2007

• Makes Friends Easily, But Doesn't Like Them Much: Cancer Sun, Aries Moon: Astrology-Based Advice

  Dear Elsa, I've always had trouble dealing with what I need to do for myself and what I need to do for others.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Mar 16, 2007

• Scorpio Lover Says It's A Timing Thing, Cancer Frets: Astrology-Based Advice

  Dear Elsa, I recently became intimate with a Scorpio man.

  Opinion by Elsa — on Mar 05, 2007