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Chyna cited as cause of steroid use.Written by Joe WilsonTRENTON, New Jersey (
PoopyCaca.com) – A new study by the Centers for Disease Control and Harvard University shows that girls as young as 9 years old are using steroids, not to perform better in sports, but to look like former professional wrestler, Chyna. "We had no idea how popular Chyna is nor how much of an influence her being a cast member on ‘The Surreal Life’ is having on young American girls," said Jason Sloane, a professor of Amazon women culture studies at Harvard University, who "really, really, really enjoyed the study."
Chyna, who now goes by the name Joanie Laurer, began wrestling in the World Wrestling Federation in 1997, after
she proved her gender to the baffled members of the WWF crack medical squad... several times. The muscular Chyna left the WWF in 2000 to pursue opportunities in the giant, muscular women field. The head of the Harvard Amazon women development division, Dr. Richard Crumb, said that most young women used steroids in the past to control their weight, until now. "They all idolize Chyna, they want to look like her, talk like her, walk like her and we found an alarming number of girls who are taking testosterone pills, shots and creams to emulate this exquisite, perfect female specimen we call Chyna. Check out the pecs on her."The study concluded that the rise of steroid use in young women will result in a segment of the female population that will kick your ass if you say anything about how huge they are.
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Article comments
— go to most recent comments1 - Rickriprock
I bet she has a weiner.
2 - None
I hardly think she is the number 1 reason girls are using steriods. Chyna was test for steriods in the past and they came up negitive the article is rather irrelivent
3 - Rickriprock
I'll second that ..... did i say I would second that?
4 - Johnny Afat
This is such rubbish. Let's blame Chyna..yeah ok...suuuuuuuure, looks Joe Wilson doesn't have a clue.
5 - Poopycaca
Maybe when she's sitting in front a congressional hearing you'll believe me.
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6 - eric schultz
Maybe Chyna did steroids at one time, but to tag her as the sole reason girls are doing steroids now is ridiculous - Why not ask the girls' parents why they aren't involed with what their daughters are doing? I think the responsibility rests squarely on their shoulders, not Chyna's.
7 - PoopyCaca
If you fail to acknowledge the impact that a mega superstar like Chyna has on society and the ideal of the ultimate female form she represents in the eyes of the media and young girls, then you will continue to spout your libertarian drivel about personal responsibility and not see that we must protect the children from influences like Chyna and gay cartoon characters.
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8 - eric schultz
I am not dismissing the impact of superstars on our childre, what I am doign is acknowledging the fat that parents have no clue what is influencing their children. Parents are supposed to protect children, not the media, not the government.
If you don't like Chyna, turn the channel. Gay cartoon characters? I am not sure what characters you are referring to (but I have an idea); again, if you THINK the cartoon promotes homosexulaity and you don't like it, turn the channel.
Blaming body building women and cartoon characters for the attitudes and actions of children remind me of the witch hunts in Salem - small minds with small amswers to larger questions than they can fathom.
9 - John
People at "Lords of Pain" picked this up as a real story. Anyone who knows of Joanies story knows she is not a 'superstar' and is struggleing with many internal demons and this is like kicking someone when they are down.
Cheap shot
10 - eric schultz
I agree with John...
11 - PoopyCaca
If you don't like news SATIRE that offends you or your sensibilities or your love of professional wrestlers who are on the ups or the downs, change the channel.
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12 - Phillip Winn
PC, I think some people simply can't read. They see the pictures, maybe make out a word or two in the headline, and wouldn't recognize satire if it was right here on the page.
13 - andy marsh
OMG! This is satire???
14 - Eric Olsen
too close to the bone
15 - Ron Jeremy
Speaking of bones, Chyna has a very big one she used to lay on HHH.
16 - Tracey
First off ANY GIRL that wants to get into body building, it is TOTALLY up to them and it IS NOT HER FAULT if the youth of America gets into steriods... for the love of God people get a life. I have been a fan of the WWE for a long time and yes there are SEVERAL that did use drugs but there are also SEVERAL that didnt.
17 - Ron Jeremy
Old Triple H went to the condom place to get himself a new rubber. When Triple H bent over, Chyna took over and gave him a bone of her own.
18 - Rich
I'm a guy and, personally, I'd rather hit the hay with Triple H than that hideous monstrosity called Chyna. Little girls want to look like THAT? It was bad enough when they all wanted to be Britney Spears. At 9 they should be playing with dolls, not boys a la Britney and definitely not roids. Moms and dads -- turn off the wrestling channel before it's too late.
19 - Ron Jeremy
Well HHH does try to force a man's head between his legs in the ring every night, maybe you'll get your chance.
20 - Rich
Ron, I never knew he did that. I'm not into watching sweaty male bodies locked together every night but clearly you are.
21 - Ron Jeremy
I wasn't the one talking about sleeping with a dude.
22 - Maz
this is funny as fuck. i applaud you poopycaca. made me laugh. and it got picked up as fake news.only some tard would think it was real. or a merican
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23 - Maxine
I've been a WWE watcher for years...and it's true when Chyna (Joanie) started in WWE she was using steriods, but towards the end of her career, her "Male features" were turning more female, so you could tell she was stopping the steriods...Chyna was in Playboy...Let me tell you...As much as I love being married to my husband, if I was lesbian...I'd do her! And my husband knows it to...I'm confident in my sexuality.
Besides Chyna's not exactly forcing these kids to use steriods...Everyone has a mind of their own...Making their own decisions to take a drug to look like someone else is their choice, not anyone elses.
24 - Ron Jeremy
Look who the tard is now, you can't even spell American.
25 - Peter North
Maxine, that rules. If you don't mind cameras, I can make that happen.