I like to tease and aggravate my siblings, but in truth they are a tremendous support group for me when I need them. They are the most generous and loving people I know. Our parents did a good job raising us, and to them I am eternally grateful and very proud to carry their name. They are very special people. It's not their fault all their daughters were homely, except for Barbie, and she's no longer with us.
And so, at this special time of year I'll extend loving greetings to my sisters. They all know I love them, but I'll never change. They'll always be Hag One through Hag Nine to me, but they're my hags and I appreciate all they did for me as a kid.
Happy Halloween girls, you can take off the masks. They're not masks? Oh, I apologize.