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• 126 - mikestephens

  Jun 24, 2010 at 11:35 pm

  you know your a pot head when your high and your reading this

• 127 - Rob

  Jul 03, 2010 at 8:54 pm

  You know your a stoner when your parents ask you if a plate or bowl is dirty or your finished and you reply, ya its cashed

• 128 - Ashleigh

  Jul 29, 2010 at 5:41 pm

  it's like you know me or something man

• 129 - Che

  Aug 01, 2010 at 1:55 pm

  You know your a stoner when your the only person up and walking to 7/11 at 3AM.

• 130 - kwannggg

  Aug 05, 2010 at 7:35 pm

  you know youre a stoner when you've hid weed from yourself just so you'd have some for later..

• 131 - Arsemole

  Aug 25, 2010 at 12:26 pm

  you know your a pothead when youve been poppin toots an stumbling for 3 an a half hours

• 132 - JtotheRad

  Sep 02, 2010 at 11:44 pm

  And they say we can't remember anything but look at all of the things you (congrats on not being someone who just thinks these things) and every other pothead/stoner/awesome person know and remember on a daily basis.

• 133 - blastyxd

  Sep 20, 2010 at 2:51 pm

  My motto is: smoke it when you got it, but then... i always got it :P

• 134 - snapSHOTplus4

  Sep 22, 2010 at 8:22 pm

  when you smell weed after ejaculation and your girlfriend tells you that your nut tastes like marijuana, thats when you KNOW youre a freakin stoner

• 135 - adam

  Nov 05, 2010 at 5:27 pm

  you know your a pothead when you stare off into space for long lengths of time.

• 136 - Pino

  Nov 14, 2010 at 6:21 am

  Wow. This is too true.

• 137 - MongWithABong

  Dec 03, 2010 at 1:57 pm

  Shiiiiitttt........ Man, i giggled for ages with that shit! Heh eh he :D

• 138 - Orange Kush Bro

  Dec 08, 2010 at 12:27 pm

  i may be a few years late but that doesnt mean i cant represent whatss near and dear to me...ORANGE KUSH can't get enough of it im on day 103 of smoking everyday!

• 139 - Weed

  Dec 15, 2010 at 8:01 am

  I vote for California too . they have good stuff around there :)

• 140 - delia

  Jan 13, 2011 at 2:28 pm

  i love being a pot head :)

• 141 - Halfbakedpotatoes.com

  Jan 18, 2011 at 1:37 pm

  Ha brilliant list. Ye know your a stoner when you roach both ends of a spliff anyway! I'm sitting here looking at it and can't stop laughing long enough to fix it!

• 142 - marco .

  Jan 25, 2011 at 8:09 pm

  iknow im a pothead becuz when i write a poem for my gurl, i have to smoke a fat blunt to get all my ideas . :)

• 143 - IMHIGH2

  Feb 09, 2011 at 1:30 am

  in the last one where you have 50 different names you've repeated heaps of them so you need to come up with some more!

• 144 - luke

  Feb 19, 2011 at 9:00 am

  Funny as all hell man right on

• 145 - Matt

  Apr 06, 2011 at 1:36 pm

  You know your a pothead when you find a bag of weed out of nowhere and then smoke it.

• 146 - acidwave

  Apr 18, 2011 at 5:14 pm

  You know you're a pot head when the guy on your right has the pipe, and starts telling a really awesome story, but the whole time you are thinking "Dear God, will he please hit that and pass?"

• 147 - acidwave

  Apr 18, 2011 at 5:21 pm

  also, you know you're a stoner if, when you are out of cash and weed, you and all your friends clean out your car and find a gram or more total in half full bags you lost, stray nugs, shake etc.

• 148 - Frito

  Apr 22, 2011 at 9:03 pm

  You put "Smoke" twice in the list of different names for cannabis lol

• 149 - Anon

  Apr 27, 2011 at 11:46 am

  You know your a pothead when you read this in 2011

• 150 - GroundThug

  Jun 08, 2011 at 9:11 pm

  You know your a stoner if you look up if you're a stoner or not.

• 151 - calculon

  Jun 09, 2011 at 5:55 pm

  You know you're an American stoner if...

• 152 - anthony

  Jun 11, 2011 at 12:53 pm

  when you planned your life around it by making bongs for a living

• 153 - concerned pothead

  Jun 12, 2011 at 7:05 pm

  you know your a pothead when you realize the list of names for weed was missing a few of your favorites (trees, ganjawana, pinner, green gold)

• 154 - MrFour20

  Jun 13, 2011 at 11:07 pm

  Fort Collins has the best weed after Humboldt hands down.

• 155 - sonia g

  Jun 14, 2011 at 4:44 am

  witty as f*ck love it

• 156 - mary jane

  Jun 14, 2011 at 10:33 am

  You know you're a stoner when the bottom of every lighter you own is charred black.

• 157 - dmac

  Jun 14, 2011 at 2:23 pm

  lol why nevada?

• 158 - Brandon Blackwell :D

  Jun 15, 2011 at 8:59 pm

  You know your a pot head when you look up to see if your favorite stuff has been banned or back on he market.
  Btw dragons fire hurts a lot & shock extreme is the best :D

• 159 - bluedreamistheshit

  Jun 17, 2011 at 8:55 am

  you know your a pothead when.... your high and you think about how a conversation with one of your friends will go i.e (in mind) hey jim
  hey bro
  dude im high
  dude me too ....... i need to go talk to jim!

• 160 - lit-up

  Jun 18, 2011 at 9:50 am

  keep em comming bro! smoke em if you got em and if you dont that sux

• 161 - cali

  Jun 25, 2011 at 10:23 am

  duct*

• 162 - SmokyMCpot

  Jun 27, 2011 at 7:53 pm

  You know when your a pot head if u always bring up "Pineapple Express" or "Half Baked" for no reason

• 163 - SmokyMCpot

  Jun 27, 2011 at 7:55 pm

  You know your a pothead if you sell your only bowl for weed money and then after u buy it u forgot you sold your bowl

• 164 - 315stoner

  Jul 06, 2011 at 8:26 pm

  you know your a pot head when you can clean every crevices of your grinder and come out with enough kief to cake onto a fat bong pack :) keep smoking!

• 165 - Fyrehed

  Jul 14, 2011 at 7:25 pm

  I especially liked "Every idea you ever have you need to write down." followed by
  "You forget to write down every idea you ever have."
  
  Very, very true.
  
  

• 166 - wazzgoodweed

  Jul 19, 2011 at 9:47 am

  Kinda have a problem with the one about rules? If youre a pothead you never "have had enough" well at least I havent...

• 167 - MaryjaneMarryme

  Aug 06, 2011 at 3:21 pm

  You know your a pothead when your'e broke and your'e willing to scrape out the resin in your piece and you smoke it.

• 168 - julianna

  Aug 11, 2011 at 9:45 am

  I literally loled for 5 minutes after reading this one.....
  
  You can't believe someone "smoked without you."

• 169 - PackinMadBongs

  Aug 17, 2011 at 7:45 am

  great blog man, but you forgot a few things.
  
  you know your a pot head if you smoke alone.
  
  you know your a pot head if its night time, you walk into a room and turn the light on and have to stop and think what you went in there for only to walk out and walk back in and turn the light off by accident.
  
  you know your a pot head if you blaze up and you go on stumbleupon.com to burn a few minutes, everyday.
  
  and last but not least...
  you know your a pot head when you smoke TWO bowl packs out of a one hitter in your car on your way to go skate!!!
  
  SKATE REAL AND POKE SMOT FOREVER!!!

• 170 - Hank

  Aug 28, 2011 at 4:49 pm

  You know your a stoner when you hold on to bus tickets and business cards you come across, to later be used as a roach

• 171 - Jacob

  Sep 25, 2011 at 3:12 pm

  Hahah, all of these comments are from late at night, of high people being bored on google. You know your a pothead when you feel more normal high then sober.
  

• 172 - SewsconedRightNaow

  Oct 03, 2011 at 2:10 pm

  Having read this, I believe that every person who has commented on this was stoned. Also did anyone notice that there isn't anyone having some stupid online bickering? Yeah.. we're all so chilled :)
  
  

• 173 - tabitha Button

  Nov 30, 2011 at 8:20 am

  haha you might be a pothead if huhh is the main word in your vocab orif your 3 years late

• 174 - canned tuna

  Dec 05, 2011 at 12:47 am

  I had one that hadn't been mentioned at all...I forgot it after I got to the bottom of the page that prompted me to remember it. I think it was another one of the traffic ones...but I just...don't remember. O.o

• 175 - javier

  Dec 12, 2011 at 12:32 pm

  that was just completely me lol

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