6. Buying plenty of bleach and doing one helluva load of laundry. You can't very well protect yourself from those harmful electromagnetic waves if your whites become dingy.
And, just for fun, some members are addressing what leader Chino called "the most important issue at the moment": - to save "Tama-chan," a stray bearded seal that now lives in a river in Saitama Prefecture.
Some Panawave members believe that "rescuing" Tama-chan will spare mankind from certain destruction on May 15.
For my part, since learning the world will be ending in about a week, I've quit my job and sold my home. I plan to spend my final days getting really really drunk and having lots and lots of sex.
So they better not save that seal, or I'll be rather pissed. Not so pissed that I'll negatively impact the nebulas to the point of world destruction - after all, only a stray seal has that kind of power - but pretty pissed off nonetheless. Not to mention having one heck of a hangover on the morning of May 16th.
Hey, I STILL haven't forgiven Elizabeth Claire Prophet for convincing me to do pretty much the same thing back in 1989. Insert "ha ha" here.
So prepare yourselves, great unwashed masses — for the world ends next week. And YOU may die!
Article comments
1 - Pete
From the "Whew!" Department...Doomsday Delayed!
Japanese police raid some 12 Panawave Laboratory facilities. Cult members dressed in white turn red with anger...
A 66-year old male, believed to be second-in-command, states, ""We're no harm to society, and regularly report our activities to police. We'll take legal action. We only grow stronger and more powerful whenever we are bashed. Our group will never disband!"
The high-ranking cultist then corrected a prediction that The World As We Know It will end on Thursday. "I think it will be delayed till around May 22."
He thinks? To AROUND May 22? Hey, we ain't wondering when the dry cleaning will be ready, pal! This is the end of the world here!
You'd think he'd be a bit more specific, considering such a thing is, you know, kinda serious and all.
"End of the World? No big whoop. Whenever."
Full news article HERE
2 - Aaron Borg
Can you tell me the Day,Date and year when it is going to end? email me if you want. Thank very much if you send me the info i asked you.
3 - STM
I think it's time to make a new aluminium foil hat ...
4 - Donnie Marler
Good grief. I think you are correct, STM! Time for new hats.
5 - Christopher Rose
Ruvy thinks he knows when the world is going to end! It's all been predicted many years ago. I'm so worried...