And that’s if they haven’t tried to swerve around you. If they do that you simply and slowly swerve out a little bit to keep them boxed in. Obviously you can’t do this if cars are coming the other way, or if you’re on a major high way. But if you’re on a one-lane road coming home from work and some one is giving you grief behind the wheel, by all means teach them a lesson. Box them in, slow up, and then bolt after they’ve been taught a lesson. While you’re at it you should make some faces at them. You have to keep these people on your toes.
If you’re wife is in labor, or if your husband cut off their finger as a sacrifice to the football gods and you have to get to the doctor, I can understand the need for speed. But if you’re just going to the bank or to Dunkin Donuts there is no reason for you to drive like you’re on a meth bender. Those five minutes you’re saving are going to be wasted when you hit the bathroom after some Mexican anyway. What’s the rush? People who speed for the sake of speeding are stupid. The likely hood of one of these idiots causing an accident is extremely high according to just about any study you could google. They’re a danger to themselves, to you, and to small children chasing a rubber ball across the road. Don’t let them walk all over you. I say buckle your seat belt and drive safely. Because the next time you drive like an ass to overcompensate for the small dick or lack of sex you might be stuck behind someone making faces at you.
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