9:14am
I do not want to work out. I do not want to buy your shit. I do not want a second pizza free. I do not want 30% off. I do not want to drive a car. I do not want to listen to your version of events. I do not want to smile at you. I do not want to be spoon fed. I do not want to be told where I cannot go. I do not want to form an orderly line. I do not want credit. I do not want to be content. I do not want your rules. I do not want to work just so I can buy your shit. I do not want all I can eat. I do not want you to rely on me. I do not want a passport. I do not want to fit in. I do not want to mow my grass. I do not want to give you my change. I do not want to justify myself to you. I do not want to see adverts for your shit every goddamn place I look. I do not want it done while I wait. I do not want fries with that. I do not want to wear a helmet. I do not want to drink eight glasses of water a day. I do not want a bank account. I do not want to talk to you. I do not want to feel like an asshole because I let you down. I do not want hardwood floors. I do not want to be judged. I do not want to help your charity. I do not want to be told what I cannot say. I do not want an Armani suit. I do not want to save for my retirement. I do not want to make excuses. I do not want my cholesterol measured. I do not want to feel forced to lie. I do not want gmail. I do not want to impress you. I do not want a licence or a permit. I do not want to give you a break. I do not want to be wise. I do not want to play any more.
Article comments
1 - Vic
I think you need to disconnect your internet connection and turn off your TV for a while (as we all should probably do now and then). Too much of either or both tends to make this world we inhabit seem very dark indeed.
Vic
2 - Temple Stark
21:19 AZ time
I really hate blogs. No I love them. i can't take myself seriously - but I take others less seriously. Except when I do.
My book report is due and I told the teacher to fuck off. I'm only four years old. A dukes of Hazzard character started telling me his life story.
I said, "Your shitting me!!!!"
I'm only four. I don't want a haircut.
I'm only 10. I want my parents to die.
I'm only 13. Am I gay?
I'm only 14. I will do anything to fuck a woman, yogurt or no yogurt. But not cheese.
Free association works for some. I want to find those people. And tell them, it works for me. But sometimes it's only on the blogs. And I hate them - except when i love them.
Chapter 7-11.
21:20 AZ time.
3 - Mac Diva
LOL! Finally, someone who does not want Gmail.
4 - Eric Olsen
I think this works brilliantly: point made, chuckles amd thoughts provoked.
Thanks Half!