The webmaster of CRUSHKILL.COM ( news , websites ) has been arrested in Sarasota California for becoming more and more of an asshole through his regular web updates.
According to detectives within the anti-asshole unit , kevin has become increasingly hostile towards other people's ideals and opinions which differ from his own.
"He has to become more open minded , and maybe he should calm down a bit too" , exclaimed Detective Nick , head of the unit.
"Maybe he needs to get laid or something."
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Article comments
1 - DrugsOrJesus
hey babe, maybe i will come see you in the slammer sometime.. and we can get it on!
2 - Christopher Rose
I think this story is satire but I'm not completely sure. Don'tcha just love ambiguity?
3 - DrPat
It's amazing how much Kevin resembles Pee Wee Herman, isn't it?
4 - Rich Jerk
What the....what happened to internet being the medium of true speach? We should try to understand that its the same as reading someones diary online.