Christmas has come early, kids. The potty-mouthed patron saint of the yuletide, Santa DJ, has a little Christmas gift for you. For those of you who have ever been curious as to the physical appearance of one DJRadiohead (and admit it, you all have been) this is your big chance. Rather than sliding my fat ass down your chimneys and inviting restraining orders from all corners of the globe, I present this promo video.
This is where it all turns around, boys and girls. The seriousness of the past two episodes is taking a big backseat. With Episode 9 we return to the formula that made us what we are.
In the meantime, I got bored and banged out a little promo video for the show.
Episode 9 will be vulgar.
Episode 9 will be profane.
Episode 9 will feature great music.
Episode 9 will air before Christmas.
I am calling my shot right here and right now. The gauntlet is on the fuckin' floor. Vulgar. Profane. Music. All the shit you need for a kickass Christmas.
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— go to most recent comments1 - Alisha Karabinus
Count me in. I'm all down with vulgar.
2 - DJRadiohead
Well stay tuned, HRP. I am bringing the profanity. Sackfulls of fuck just in time for your stocking!
Hope the video gives you a mild chuckle in the meantime.
3 - Eric Berlin
Dude... this is outstanding!
Wow, I'm mega-mega-impressed. Damn... I don't even know what else to say.
4 - Mat Brewster
That was uh......wow! Bring on the podcast!
5 - DJRadiohead
EB and Mat: Thank you both 100,000 times over. Your kind words of praise have caused incalculable inflating of my ego. They have also given me additional motivation to get Episode 9 together.
I had a lot of fun doing it. I wasn't sure I would be able to make it work. It was a first attempt at something like that.
Darth Mouthious, Lord of the Sith.
6 - Mark Saleski
yow! that was great.
i jumped up onta my desk in my cube and commenced to flinging paperwork into the air.
bring on the sacks fulla fuck!!!
7 - DJRadiohead
I wanna thank the academy, my mama and Elvis-Thanks, Saleski. Midgets are loading the sacks fulla fuck on my ride right now.
8 - Mark Saleski
damn...and you get beatings for this. life is SO unfair.
9 - DJRadiohead
Something about monkeys spanking, or spanking monkeys- makes me want to sing, "My Beautiful Reward" or something.
10 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo
DJ, that ruled!!!! and you look exactly like i imagined!! all funky black an white! lol, no, but you do look like i imagined, an that promo was outstandin! im just listenin to the elliot smith one now, which im ashamed to say i didn't get to hear until today. will let you know my thoughts on it all via the thread in question.
11 - Mark Saleski
does the wife to whom you are married see you in color?
12 - Matthew T. Sussman
Goatee for Christmas?
Bah. You're not bad until you go full beard. It's the thing to do in December.
(Yeah, nice promo by the way.)
13 - DJRadiohead
Thanks, Duke! But you entirely missed the point. I have NO funkiness! I thought I made that obvious.
Seriously, thanks for checking it out. I find interesting you had a picture in your mind similar to that which is in the video.
I will look forward to hearing your thoughts on the Elliott cast as well as Episode 8 when you get to it.
14 - DJRadiohead
Saleski, I am not sure how to refer to the manner in which the wife to whom I am married sees me. There just seems no way for me to not get in some manner of trouble. Husbands on this thread understand what I am meaning, don't ya?
15 - DJRadiohead
Sussman, I am nothing if not a fashion maven.
If I could grow a proper beard, I would. It's just that when I try I look a little too much like a child molester - not a look for which I strive.
Glad you dug the promo - I appreciate you taking a peek at it.
16 - Mark Sahm
Dude, you're a cartoon! Excellent! I guess someone has a new tech toy to play with over the holidays.
I could not listen for sound because I'm sitting in the devil's office... but the visuals looked like a lot of fun. Congrats on the new addition.
17 - DJRadiohead
Sahm, thanks for checking it out. I guess I am a cartoon. How bitchin' is that? Peter Gabriel spends billions of dollars trying to be a cartoon in his videos? I did for a whole lot less.
If you get a chance, run it with audio some time. The gyrations are actually me 'singing' and when you get to add the audio I promise hilarity will ensue.
Thanks for checking it out. True story here... I remembered harkening back to your podcasts thinking that I might wish you could stop by and help me sync my audio and video. Your casts always have such a great production sound to them.
18 - Mark Sahm
Peter Gabriel would be proud to be imitated. I'll check it out with audio tonight, DJR.
Thanks for the production props. Did you get to hear MJR 3? I'm actually working on my #4 this week, but still shaking off the November vacation lag.
19 - DJRadiohead
The bachelor must die! I enjoyed it and look forward to MJR4.
20 - Alisha Karabinus
::Hope the video gives you a mild chuckle in the meantime.::
I would never tell you if I were impressed. How could I then subjugate you? I have priorities, man!
21 - DJRadiohead
You can tell me if you liked it and still subjegate me with those threatened beatings.
22 - Mark Sahm
DJR - "You can tell me if you liked it..."
That's the thing with these podcasts, man... opinions are hard to wrangle--- even on a site known for it! I have an elaborate webstat checker for my site and I can tell the podcasts get listened to all the time, yet very few comments. So it goes.
Remember DJR--- don't do it for the chicks. Do it for your f-in karma!
23 - DJRadiohead
Sahm, you are entirely correct of course. My site has some sort of web stats thingy and I have checked it a grand total of once since I went live in September of this year and that is odd as that is normally the type of silly shit over which I would obsess.
Feedback is great... even if it's a "Pound salt, you fuckin cuntfuck" but ultimately I do this shit for the sheer joy of doing. That and it keeps me off the streets and out of the bars. Karma. Fuck yeah, man. Solid.
As a sidenote, the wife to whom I am married would get quite grumpy if I were doing this shit for the chics. She takes that whole "fidelity" mucho fuckin serious. Go figure. I am subjegated as a motherfucker already.
24 - Alisha Karabinus
The song was stuck in my head all night while I was trying to work. And I want to see more.
But I will never tell you that I liked it! muhahaha
25 - DJRadiohead
Trust me, folks, that is as much of me as you want to see.
Now to read that comment a little differently, the kind words and encouragement has certainly inspired me to try another of these.
And of course, the podcast is in the works. I will be recording some tonight while the wife to whom I am married studies for finals.