At the time, everyone is confused but upon more investigation, the girl learns that the guy she orally obliged a few days earlier works for a funeral home.
I'll give you a few moments to let that sink in.
Yes, he was having "relations" with dead people. Yes, this actually happens because there is a technical term to describe those who have a penchant for getting it on with dead people. For those who don't know, it's called necrophilia and don't say you never learn things from this website. I'm here to both entertain and inform. (Although it was a sad personal commentary when I didn't even have to look that term up.)
Now whether this actually happened or whether it is an urban legend, is up to you to decide. In fact, it could very well be a true story that started here and slowly evolves into an urban legend that maybe someone will tell you at a party or in an email.
I wasn't too sure about it myself and initially questioned my cousin, leading to the following exchange:
Me: "It sounds like one of those 'urban legend' things."
Him: "Turban what?"
Me: "URBAN LEGEND."
Him: "No, I even know the guy who had the house party."
Me: "Is he a rapper that goes by the name of 'Play'?"
Either way, I hope you enjoyed it, perhaps wished you never heard it and maybe even learned a few things. As we say in the corporate world, the "key takeaway" here is to be more selective when you decide to put your mouth on some unknown person's bathing suit area.