Yes, I know I've got two Simons, but I couldn't decide which one I liked better. So you get both. Then it's little Ryan Seacrest and little Fry (from Futurama). They even sound alike. Even better, Seacrest "out" until January! How 'bout that Ed Muskie and John Kerry, eh? I'm surprised Karl Rove hasn't sent Kerry one of his famous tear-jerking letters like he sent to Muskie. I miss the old days when grown men cried just because somebody accused their wife of being an alcoholic. Muskie lost. But I think he wins in this comparison.