Top 5 On-Screen Hunks

Part of: Top 5

I didn't want to seem sexist, so I wanted to also mention my top 5 on-screen hunks. These men make my blood boil and my heart beat fast. I must admit that I have man-crushes and if I was gay, then I would definitely want these men.

This list includes more classic hunks for the simple fact that there really aren’t that many hunks in our current generation of leading men.

1. James Dean – This man achieved icon status after only appearing in three films, only one opened before he died in a tragic car crash. His movies include the great Rebel Without A Cause, East Of Eden, and Giant. Often referred to as the greatest actor of his generation, it is hard to distinguish as “the” greatest since he only appeared in three films, but he is among the greats of that generation, which included Marlon Brando and Montgomery Clift.

2. Montgomery Clift – That last line brings a nice segway into No. 2. This man was really handsome. His career is more defined than Dean, but his life was also derailed by a car accident. His great movies were From Here To Eternity, Alfred Hitchock’s I Confess, and Judgment At Nuremberg.

3. Rock Hudson – He made a name for himself by appearing in many Douglas Sirk melodramas like Magnificent Obsession and, All That Heaven Allows. He also created a nice on-screen couple with Doris Day in Pillow Talk, Lover Come Back and Send Me No Flowers. Rock Hudson defined what a manly man is. And he was gay, so it’d be alright for me to have a crush on him. Well, that applies to Montgomery Clift as well.

4. Paul Newman – He was really good looking as a young man. Even when he got older in Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid and The Sting, Paul was very rugged. Call me old-fashioned but I’d take Butch any day.

5. Brad Pitt – Have you seen his body? Man, he has abs of steel. I must admit that Brad Pitt is pretty hot, and I would not be afraid to say that in public. In fact, I have.

Honorable Mentions: Elvis, Humphrey Bogart, Jude Law (although he’s more sexy than hunky), Clive Owen, Frank Sinatra, Robert Redford.

Who are your man-crushes?

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  • 1 - Gina

    Jun 16, 2005 at 8:29 pm

    I think I might have too many to list.

    One of my all time faves is Tom Cruise. He's always looked good in his movies. Minus Collateral cause I really didn't dig the blonde look all that much.

    Josh Holloway, Sawyer from Lost. I've been drawn to him since the first episode.

    Noah Wyle, formerly Dr. Carter of ER. I've always thought he was cute when the show started years ago, but he really matured into something hot.

    Gale Harold from Queer as Folk. I've been a fan of the show since it began, and recent photoshoots released of his has had me drooling.

    Hayden Christensen. Another man I've been a fan of for a long time. I remember first seeing him on a show on Fox Family called High Ground. His look in Episode III definitely had me going.

  • 2 - Brooke Lee

    Jun 16, 2005 at 8:33 pm

    No, no, no, no and no. And a few more no's.

    Ya only got one right: Jude Law.

    Yul Brynner
    Clark Gable
    Cary Grant
    Fredric March
    Colin Firth
    Henry Rollins
    Julian McMahon
    Sam Neil
    Johnny Depp - Noone can Depp it like he can.
    And the guy who played Jesus is hot: Jim what's his name.

    And Christ I hate to admit it, but that willowy lil Orlando Bloom.

  • 3 - Duane

    Jun 16, 2005 at 8:44 pm

    My favorites are ... uh ... hey, wait a second. I'm a guy. I can't do this. Put up the babes thing again.

  • 4 - Brooke Lee

    Jun 16, 2005 at 8:58 pm

    AND that guy who played Broken Sword in Hero; we can group him under the "sensitive" hunk category.

  • 5 - Bennett

    Jun 16, 2005 at 8:59 pm

    Duane, you are funny. Tan, you are the Man. Glad to see this balance from you, and I do agree about Brad Pitt (Fight Club or Snatch).

    Honorable mention:

    Sydney Portier




  • 6 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Jun 16, 2005 at 9:36 pm

    not that i would wish such things, but if i were stuck in a lift with john cusack or johnny depp or Aidan Gillan and the only way we could survive was some demented imaginative filth of some kind, probably i'd have to accept the situation and get on with it.

    or that Bright Eyes fella even.

  • 7 - Eric Olsen

    Jun 16, 2005 at 9:43 pm

    I like watching myself on TV - is that autoerotica?

  • 8 - Brooke Lee

    Jun 16, 2005 at 10:03 pm

    Nah, it's just egotistical. :p

  • 9 - Eric Olsen

    Jun 16, 2005 at 10:17 pm

    I don't think I enjoyed that answer

  • 10 - Duane

    Jun 16, 2005 at 10:31 pm

    I'm wondering why there aren't more women responding to this post. OK, OK, anyway, if I were gay (and I'm not, not there's anything ... oh, nevermind), I would consider these guys as worthy of my attention (I mean, if they were gay and all).

    Hugh Jackman
    George Clooney
    Johnny Depp
    The Rock
    Antonio Banderas

    Now, excuse me, I have to go oil up my power saw. Yep.

  • 11 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Jun 16, 2005 at 10:40 pm

    Duane!!! im shocked and also stunned!! the rock??? jackman??? and maybe Desperado era Banderas but nowadays i'd have to say something along the lines of "move along, Banderas."

    Clooney's a tough one. by association he is more attractive than the rest, since Kirsten was in an episode of ER, and so he has some link there.

    and what of tobey macguire? in geek mode, before he turned into spider-man.

    and Eric O - "i don't think i like that answer" made my day. that was some high-class hilarity right there.

  • 12 - Brooke Lee

    Jun 16, 2005 at 10:54 pm

    I'm not even a real woman; I have a detachable penis.

    I only like Hugh Jackman if he's scruffy; clean shavin he's poof city.

  • 13 - HW Saxton

    Jun 16, 2005 at 11:04 pm

    These are not crushes.I repeat these are
    NOT crushes. But I think all these guys
    are way cool and movie star handsome in
    the old school Hollywood way. Mostly,I
    think that they are all cool tough guys
    that I want to be LIKE more than I want
    to be WITH. Not that there's anything at
    all wrong with that.It's just not me.If
    I was female though...
    1)Robert Mitchum - This guy was just the
    coolest!!! And he was ALWAYS stoned on
    weed.And it shows. LOL.

    2)Lee Marvin - Another cool tough guy.
    Underrated as hell too as that goes.

    3)Sterling Hayden - The original rebel.
    Much cooler than James Dean,whom in my
    book, was kind of a sissy for a supposed
    "Rebel Without A Cause".

    4)Charles Bronson - I dunno know if he's
    technically handsome but he is a badass
    for sure.

    5)Robert Ryan - This guy never gets any
    credit for anything. He's an underrated
    actor and has that dark brooding look
    that would attract me if I was a female
    I think.

    Honorable Mention - Denzel Washington
    My friends think I'm nuts but if my life
    story was put on the silver screen, I'd
    want D.W. to play me. Even though I am a
    shade or two lighter than he.


  • 14 - Natalie Davis

    Jun 16, 2005 at 11:39 pm

    Jackman. Jackman. Jackman.

    *sigh*

    Cary Grant.
    Denzel Washington.
    Kevin Anderson.
    Takeshi Kaga.
    Taye Diggs.
    Bo Bice.

    And did I say Hugh Jackman?

    *sigh*

    Mr. Hoang, you have my admiration and gratitude for sharing your enlightenment with the world.

    Mr. Saxton, why not DW to portray you? Tell your myopic friends that it's about ACTING, and last I checked, Mr. Washington is a consummate actor. You, sir, also have my admiration for thinking outside of the box.

  • 15 - HW Saxton

    Jun 16, 2005 at 11:55 pm

    Ms. Davis, Thank you for the compliment.
    Denzel is indeed a fine actor and a most
    handsome man as well. And from what I've
    seen in interviews very cool and sharp
    witted as well. If only I could have one
    or two of those attributes.

    Damn,I forgot all about Cary Grant. He's
    just sooo-ooooooooo-ooooo damned smooth.
    Definitely a players player.


  • 16 - Tan Hoang

    Jun 17, 2005 at 12:57 am

    Wow, I'm surprised not many more people find James Dean a hunk. I'd eat him up if I could... I can't wait till I go to heaven.

  • 17 - visualsimplicity

    Jun 17, 2005 at 1:38 am

    Alright, I feel I should offer up a list too since I posted a great deal in the on screen beauty one. Let's see, I don't really know how to judge but here are a few unmentioned:

    Ryan Reynolds - man he's chiseled (to the point where he could be a masterpiece of Rodin) and he's funny to boot.

    Matthew McConaughey (or is that Josh Lucas? I get them confused sometimes) - something about the southern accent.

    Jeff Bridges - odd choice but I just remember thinking the way he chewed food and talked at the same time in Blown Away was so neat.

    Ryan Phillippe - he was the slickest of slicks and I wish I could have been as slick as him in Cruel Intentions.

    And I can't really think of one more.

  • 18 - Steve S

    Jun 17, 2005 at 1:55 am

    Dan Futterman
    Tom Hanks
    Johnny Depp
    Elijah Wood
    Ryan Reynolds

  • 19 - Natalie Davis

    Jun 17, 2005 at 2:23 am

    Oh! One more!

    Viggo Viggo Viggo

    Viggo Mortensen!

    Talented, soulful, individualistic, artistic, poetic, courageous, musical. Oh -- and smokin'.

  • 20 - Tan Hoang

    Jun 17, 2005 at 2:27 am

    Viggo is a hunk. He doesn't quite make my honorable mention list though.

  • 21 - Natalie Davis

    Jun 17, 2005 at 3:09 am

    That's OK. I'm prepared to comfort him following this disappointment, if need be.

  • 22 - dietdoc

    Jun 17, 2005 at 7:34 am

    Duane writes: "My favorites are ... uh ... hey, wait a second. I'm a guy. I can't do this. Put up the babes thing again."

    Reply: I know the feeling but I can't help bringing up someone who, at least on a brief scan of the choices so far, has been wrongly neglected: Steve McQueen. That guy was so cool and so macho Sheryl Crowe sings about him even today.

    The other four can be picked from any of the lists above.

    Cheers,

    Ron

  • 23 - Nancy

    Jun 17, 2005 at 7:43 am

    First we're limited to only 10 top greatest Americans, and now we only get FIVE greatest hunks?! What is this, an exercise in masochism? Arrr...ok, ok, uhhhhh...
    Johnny Depp
    Yul Brynner
    Hugh Grant
    Alan Rickman
    Denzel Washington
    James Earl Jones' voice

  • 24 - Shark

    Jun 17, 2005 at 7:45 am

    re; two-dimensional lust objects

    Gawd, DietDoc, ya beat me to it:

    STEVE MCQUEEN! -- probably the coolest cat ever to be captured on celluloid!

    Women loved him, men loved him: a really RARE quality in film stars.

    (And The Quality I would say that is the Main Criteria for universal Hunkdom.)


    ADD:

    Jose Ferrer
    Gerard Depardieau

    both, ironically, as Cyrano.


  • 25 - Shark

    Jun 17, 2005 at 7:47 am

    Almost forgot:

    James Coburn was also the King of Cool.

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