Too busy for sex? Let Rod help
Are you too tired, too bored, or just too busy for sex? Need someone to lay pipe for you, someone to cut the wife’s grass, to give the ol’ lady a good old-fashioned badger scratching? Have no fear, help is near!
Rod “The Rod” Haddock is an entrepreneuing young man who specializes in, well, having sex with people’s wives for money. Business wasn’t always good for Rod, as he started out providing this service free of charge for the first several years.
“I first started this years ago, when I used to sleep with my teacher for chocolates,” explains Rod. “He was generous and all, but I just wasn’t satisfied, so I started sleeping with my mates girlfriends behind their backs. I never asked for compensation, I did it purely for the pleasure, theirs and mine. I had a regular clientele, Danny’s girl would visit me on Tuesdays, I’d put the cuffs on Freddy’s girl Saturdays and Sunday I’d get me back wheels into the mechanics wife. But all this sex, it wasn’t paying my rent, so I started charging for my services. I went up to me mates and said ‘look, I’m keeping your Beatrix Potter happy in the sack and I will need a few quid to keep doing it.’ At first, they were surprised, but when they saw the logic behind it, I had a steady stream of cash coming in.”
The ‘logic’ behind it all, according to Rod, is that by servicing his friends’ girls, it gives the men more time for enjoying life's other pleasures, like drinking pints, engaging in boisterous laddish behaviour and downloading Internet porn while wanking with a non-saturated substance of your choice.
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