What America really wants to know right now is… Who will be America’s next top model?
Once again FOX has captured the essence of what America really has on it’s mind. First they brought us Bill O’Reilly. Show of hands: how many of us knew he was a perv-waiting-to-happen? 1…2…3… 6.45 billion
Those geniuses at FOX though, being closer to Bill, must have seen this coming:
JOHN: Say Ed, got a minute?
ED: Sure John, what is it?
JOHN: You knew that Bill O’Reilly was a perv didn’t you?
ED: Pffft! Of course! You mean you just found out?
JOHN: Well, I was off planet for the last three years… The alien abduction thing?
ED: Oh that’s right! I remember you’d brought that up during the hiring process…
JOHN: What is FOX going to do?
ED: Don’t fret John! Murdock has mills in Southeast Asia working 24/7 churning out crap! Here, let me show you the latest turd he had airlifted in just this morning!
JOHN: Say, is that Janice Dickinson – the world’s first supermodel?
ED: Why yes it is!
JOHN: She still looks so young, perky and putrefyingly evil!
ED: She just flew in last night from Columbia where she regularly goes to devour the souls of young children deep in the jungle!
JOHN: Ha! I knew you couldn’t just get that look at the Clinique Counter!
How does FOX do it? How do they dig up such disgusting people? Let’s leave aside the poor fools that so desperately wish to be the next supermodel. Combined they barely have an IQ of a Chia Pet.
And I am not even referring to Tyra Banks… She was that way from the moment they wheeled her out of the lab…
But these other vile things…
Janice Dickinson… World’s first supermodel? How about world’s first biuberbitch? I keep waiting for the cockroaches to eat their way out of her…
Article comments
1 - dj smith
Yes, Fox has always had its finger on the pulse of America and obviously other places as O'Reilly has so amply demonstrated. What better way to entertain our society than by once again objectifying the female body in all her plasticness. Fox has no class nor soul as is observed if you tune into their network on any given day. Very offensive to see tv programming can't rise above a woman's breast region to present palatable and realistic entertainment. Oh wait, that would be boring and no ad $$. What the hell, bring on more boobs and beer!
2 - Mr. Real Estate
Tyra Banks is sizzzzzzzzzzling....
3 - alethinos59
Yes... Tyra does sizzzzzzzle... Most plastic does when heated up...