Three Friends Lay Down Comfortably In Video Store





Spending their holiday time together, Robbie , Barry and Roddy decided to take a trip to the video store Sunday afternoon.

Close friends since they were kids, these guys did everything together. They even bought the same converse shoes.

When Barry suggested that they lay down in the store to get a better perspective of all the lower-shelved movies, Robbie and Roddie agreed.

Smiling warmly, they congratulated each other on an idea well executed.

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  • 1 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 24, 2005 at 3:23 pm

    you are a freak! I love this stuff.

  • 2 - Eric Berlin

    Mar 24, 2005 at 3:26 pm

    Question: anything good down there?

  • 3 - crushkill

    Mar 24, 2005 at 3:34 pm

    teenage mutant ninja turtles 2: secret of the ooze

  • 4 - Victor Plenty

    Mar 24, 2005 at 3:38 pm

    I hope Coca-Cola(tm) pays good money for the product placement there. And Converse(tm) too, of course.

    But what these guys really need is a sponsorship from somebody who can give them a free DVD player, so they won't have to rent those crappy VHS tapes anymore.

  • 5 - Eric Berlin

    Mar 24, 2005 at 3:40 pm

    I was actually partial to the TMNT cartoon when I was a kid. The movies just plain sucked though, in my humble opinion.

  • 6 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 24, 2005 at 3:44 pm

    actually, you neglected to mention that after they congratulated themselves warmly, they turned and posed for a pic, the very pic you see displayed right here

  • 7 - Eric Berlin

    Mar 24, 2005 at 3:46 pm

    And I'd like to know more about the dude on the left's (to the viewer) coke fetish.

  • 8 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 24, 2005 at 3:48 pm

    he actually underwent an experimental procedure whereby he can drink through his knee

  • 9 - Eric Berlin

    Mar 24, 2005 at 3:52 pm

    If you look long enough at his face, he's happy... almost too happy, a face revealing of the caffeine-addicted madness. A madness so great, in fact, as to be able to convince others of the righteousness of his dark pursuits...

  • 10 - Eric Berlin

    Mar 24, 2005 at 3:53 pm

    I wouldn't be surprised at all, in fact, if the two others were his followers...

    His coke followers, if you catch my drift.

  • 11 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 24, 2005 at 3:53 pm

    perfect! there's your caption

  • 12 - swingingpuss

    Mar 24, 2005 at 4:06 pm

    Shouldn't this be posted on imagestation or ofoto.com instead of blogcritics or am I missing something? :(

    And so much for getting laid. For crying out loud the least they could have done was laid their puny asses down in some adult store

  • 13 - Victor Plenty

    Mar 24, 2005 at 4:37 pm

    This post and its news-item style headline can be taken as a satirical swipe at all the trivial stories the mainstream media uses to distract people from the issues that really affect our lives.

    When the government was letting taxpayers get robbed blind in the savings and loan collapse, the news outlets distracted us with lurid tales of OJ Simpson and the Menendez brothers.

    Now that certain parties are trying to rob us blind again by handing over Social Security to Wall Street speculators, the mainstream news distracts us with Terri Schiavo and Michael Jackson.

    At least these three friends and their enigmatic video-store lounging give us a comparatively cheerful and upbeat distraction.

  • 14 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 24, 2005 at 4:41 pm

    little did these three earnest lads know that they would come to symbolize The Three Horsemen of the Media Distraction

  • 15 - crushkill

    Mar 24, 2005 at 4:48 pm

    omg , i wrote the story.. but you guys gave it depth... you gave it meaning...


    YOU GAVE IT LIFE


    *hits chest with fist symbolizing the pain (and sometimes pleasures) of life*

  • 16 - Eric Olsen

    Mar 24, 2005 at 4:51 pm

    you forgot we made it sing

  • 17 - Eric Berlin

    Mar 24, 2005 at 5:16 pm

    The Three Horsemen:

    * Distracto (the coke-addled leader)
    * Discepto
    * Bill O'Reli-io

    "Coke is our nectar, Distraction our ethic, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Our Bread"

  • 18 - Aaman

    Mar 24, 2005 at 7:13 pm

    More appropriate for a personal blog than for blogcritics-type site, methinks.

  • 19 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Mar 24, 2005 at 7:34 pm

    with all this talk of the coke, i'm suprised nobody noted that the character on the left is, in fact, Robert Downy Jnr circa Chaplin

  • 20 - Eric Berlin

    Mar 24, 2005 at 7:59 pm

    Chaplin for the Coke Generation...

    My golly, you've done it again, Duke!

    [By the way: I have mixed feelings with regard to your point, Aaman...]

  • 21 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Mar 24, 2005 at 8:36 pm

    having scanned the shelves intensely, i can only make out Spy Game and Rocky 2, or possibly 3. Consider yourself partly responsible for the continuing disintegration of my eye-holes.

  • 22 - Eric Berlin

    Mar 24, 2005 at 8:44 pm

    I'm guilty too, of trying to figure out what the dude in the middle (Bill O'Reli-io?) is holding.

    Some kind of Bruce Lee box set or something?

  • 23 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Mar 24, 2005 at 8:46 pm

    from a distance it looks like transformers the movie.

  • 24 - Eric Berlin

    Mar 24, 2005 at 8:47 pm

    Was there an actual full-fledged Transformers movie?

    That was my favorite show as a kid. That, and V (as in Visitors, the sci fi show). I dearly wished I could be as bad ass as Optimus Prime or Michael Ironsides, depending on the day.

  • 25 - Aaron, Duke De Mondo

    Mar 24, 2005 at 8:54 pm

    there was indeed, with Orson Welles doing some voice-work, no less. And V ruled!

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