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Shark Ponders the Imponderable — and comes up with...…
"A sinister cabal of superior writers."
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176 - Matthew T. Sussman
Bonus points if the poem can keep iambic pentameter.
My blog attracts about a soul per day
And once I tell my friends to read my post
The hits may rise as high as two or three
But shalt the traffic reach too high to count
Deduce the men arrove from Slashdot's site
177 - DrPat
Doggerel is to poetry what sullen silence is to mimes: it can be ignored, which is often the best response.
The poetry I'm talkin about is the artsy-fartsy stuff with classical allusions and heavy metaphors. Complex rhyming schemes and rigid meters are preferable to free verse -- but still prone to stampede anyone who's not simply waiting for a turn to read his OWN schlock.
178 - gonzo marx
question for ya, DrPat...
if ya shoot a mime, do ya hafta use a silencer?
Enquiring minds wanna know...
Excelsior!
179 - DrPat
Shooting a mime in a bunker does argue for the use of a silencer, yes -- unless everyone has on their handy-dandy ear protectors.
180 - Al Barger
And really, shooting a mime would likely be considered a mercy killing.
Plus, it'd be cheap food for my big-ass one-eyed coon dog the Rebel Rouser.
181 - gonzo marx
big Al sez...
*big-ass one-eyed coon dog the*
yikes...did anyoen else just have a Vision of a single eyed, tiny raccoon headed mutt with HUGE buttocks?
no?
just me i guess...
but i woulda thought Al woulda called such a hideos beast...Coulter...
Excelsior!
182 - Al Barger
Oh, the whole dog is big and perfectly well proportioned. I'm guessing he'd clock in somewhere north of 70 pounds.
183 - gonzo marx
bah..that ain't "big"
respectable for a quadraped...but far from "big ass" nomenclature
hurm...makes one wonder what else big Al has been "exxagerating" about...
anyone dare ta ask Mrs. Al?
kidding, joking...a Jest
/chortle
Excelsior!
184 - LegendaryMonkey
Al exaggerates about everything, and takes everything to extremes.
I hear he also kicks puppies.
185 - Al Barger
Now Monkey, aren't you exaggerating there?
186 - LegendaryMonkey
*engage shifty eyes*
Maybe.
187 - DrPat
Given Al's other admitted proclivities, it is understandable that he lauds the size of his pooch's booty.
Do you REALLY want to share a bunker with this dog-lovin transvestite, F-Monkey? Especially when you can party in the open with a Severn Darden look-alike?
(Hey, I can't honestly cite my resemblance to Tom Cruise -- and I'm not sure it would help me, anyway...)
188 - LegendaryMonkey
I can serve as the go-between. Or perhaps the party will spill out of the bunker when we realize that it's safe and we all need more room to dance!
189 - Al Barger
Oh hey, we've got 75 acres of woods, so we can perform all kinds of perverted Druidic rituals and such.
Or we could just plunder and pillage the countryside, humping or killing everything in sight.
190 - gonzo marx
heh...
right into the heart of 10,000 watts playing Pantera...scroll up...
i think ahead
{8^)
[W.E.G.]
Excelsior!
191 - Shark
SteveS: "I think I just threw up a little in my mouth."
You'll fit right in!
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Hickory dickory dock,
can't find my other sock,
when I bent down
and turned around
got clocked with a cock on my dock.
192 - nugget
*apologizes to shark*
193 - ChelseaLou
Well, I'm behind on the times a bit here, but I figure I'll make a comment so Shark can make fun of me, because sorority drama isn't petty enough for me today...
194 - DrPat
Look out, Al, someone's penetrated the secret -- this bunker IS a sorority drama...
195 - Al Barger
I do like the idea of our bunker as "sorority drama," but the real BC drama queens don't seem to be that interested in this collegial jousting.
Course, about the time I say this Cerulean will start bitching about our hate crimes, or MTSS will show up with a flamethrower.
196 - Silas Kain
Geesh, Al, I thought you were becoming the new flamer around these parts. Oops, that's only on Thursdays! Damn, it is Thursday! Quick, Dr. Pat, get out the dress, Al's gonna party like its ninteen sixty nine.
197 - Al Barger
Huh-huh, you said "sixty nine." Huh-huh