Isn’t she always pulled together? Look how she presents herself. Perfection! She's a textbook Virgo (Virgin). Can you imagine her showing up for work with her hair messed up from last night's sex? Forget about it! She's a Virgo!
But she doesn't claim sainthood. Obviously she’s drawn to the old man and has been since she was 15. So what do you think they’re up to? Hmm. None of your business!
Compare to Foley, who takes a public stance against what he does in private. Ack! That’s bad Virgo.
So what about you? Come on, Virgos. Speak! Do you have a secret life or not too sure about that? And what about the Virgos the rest of you know. Do you notice they deny the things about them that are not "pristine"?