"May the wind at your back always be your own."
"There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head,
If a man can't drink while he's living,
How the hell can he drink when he's dead?"
"To live above with the Saints we love,
Ah, that is the purest glory.
To live below with the Saints we know,
Ah, that is another story."
"Drink is the curse of the land. It makes you fight with your neighbor. It makes you shoot at your landlord, and it makes you miss him."
"Here's to Hell!
May the stay there be as fun as the way there!"
"Men are like bagpipes: no sound comes from them until they're full."
"Morning is the time to pity the sober. The way they're feeling then is the best they're going to feel all day."
"May your neighbors respect you,
Troubles neglect you,
The angels protect you,
And Heaven accept you."
Cheers!
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