She will need this therapy for taking a wrong turn in the garden one day, possibly stepping on a hidden lever and seeing a door open before her like some fairy mound. Stepping into the darkness, she may have followed light and murky sounds, words whispered, "This is For Your Eyes Only" … until the unthinkable horror revealed itself. It was pussy galore!
In one instant, Stacy’s reality splintered as she confronted the sight of her husband in flagrante delecto with Miss Goodthighs, having finished with Xenia Onatopp and with Bambi and Thumper waiting nearby. They were flown in from Casino Royale in Las Vegas.
“Henry!” she may have shrieked, her voice echoing through the Pond, but then we can only imagine. Who knows what thoughts went through Stacy’s mind at that moment, but I’ll wager she wanted to knock The Living Daylights out of the lot of them. In the end, she relented and decided to Live And Let Die.
"You Only Live Twice!” Henry may have blathered pathetically, his breath choking from the weight of Miss Goodthighs energetically playing horsey on top of him. “It’s not what it seems, my dear! They’re only here for the odd job!”
Stacy probably considered offing Henry on the spot, but considered he could Die Another Day.
And so the curtain closes on our lurid little drama of early 21st century extravagant peccadillo hyped up on drugs and fueled by bottomless cisterns of money. For the divorce lawyers, Tomorrow Never Dies.
Never Say Never Again.
Article comments
1 - Douglas Mays
Miss Goodthighs and Xenia Onatopp!!?? They still owe me money from a few years ago!!!!!
Oh god, funny stuff! Lots of exclaimation points today. My daughter who is 17 and has a bunch of rich friends since I fork out $10,000 a year for her private school has a funny story about one of our billionaires around town up here. Has something to do with golf. Recent occurance.
Ugh! Lots to do today, plodding like a distance runner from Kenya...
briliant story, good way to start the day.
peace, love and best of everything,
douglas