The Fall of Beyonce Knowles - Page 4

The reaction to Beyonce's second single off of the new album, "Ring The Alarm," doesn't seem to be getting any warmer a reception, nor does the video (which cheaply tries rip off Basic Instinct). 

In the song, Beyonce angrily shouts about how she'll be damned to see another girl on her man's arm while an obnoxious siren plays in the background that grates into your head like an electric screw driver.  At one point in the video, she's actually supporting her body with her arms under her, one leg up in the air and the other touching the wall as she sports an army camouflaged hoodie and brown boots. 

The melody's horrible, it's not catchy, and even though she claims the song (along with many others on the new disc) was written in the mind frame of Deena, her character in the upcoming movie Dreamgirls, it still leaves me feeling completely numb and, frankly, cheated.

I've heard the whole album and let me tell you, there are no Grammys coming Sasha's way this season.  This is a prime example of lazy artistry and over-commercialism.  They've taken a good singer with a dynamic stage presence and turned her (or she's turned herself) into some kind of laughable Vegas showgirl with songs I could've written when I was twelve. 

Listen to the songs and judge for yourselves, but trust me, you're getting yourself into less than you bargained for.  Beyonce's first week numbers for B-Day may be decent due to her star power, but my instinct and common sense tell me those numbers will fall as fast as "Deja Vu" did from the charts. 

Soon, Ms. Beyonce herself will fall from the comfy stoop she's sat on for years as the darling of popular R&B.  Conclusion?  Bitch done lost her marbles.


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  • 1 - black gay men are a joke

    Aug 27, 2006 at 11:02 am

    Dumb blog, stop using Beyonce for attention.

  • 2 - Bianca Elle

    Aug 27, 2006 at 11:38 am

    Deja Vu was #1 on MTV's TRL numerous times at the time of this so-called petition's circulation. The video petition was compiled not by fans, but by haters who signed the petetion with such names as TINA, Beyonce's mom and KELLY, Beyonce's bandmate. In fact, another petition in FAVOR of Deja Vu was sent to Columbia Records with 10,000 signatures on it. The BET Performance of Deja Vu was amazing and BET credited Beyonce's Opening Performance with bringing in one of the biggest tv audiences that the awards show had ever had previously.

    Deja Vu hitting #4 on Billboard HOT 100 was not record company manipulation-It was the fans going out and buying the itunes single that made the single jump from #32 to #4. Chrsitina's single, even though I like it, never made it past #6 on Billboard.

    Regarding the comment that it does not mean anything that Deja Vu hit #1 on the Billboard R& B Charts, it does mean something-as R&B music has had a major impact on music history. This is a major accomplishment and Beyonce should be proud. In addition to being #1 on the R&B Chart, Deja Vu is #1 on the Billboard Single Sales Chart.

    Ring the Alarm (RTA) is an amazing single where Beyonce took chances with her voice. The RTA video showcases her acting ability and I encourage all people to vote for the video on TRL and request RTA at radio and buy the single and the album B'DAY. After Beyonce's MTV Video Music Awards Performance on 8/31, RTA will be #1 on all formats shortly. Congratulations to Beyonce-The Baddest Chick in the Game and An Acomplished Young Woman who will be around for decades.

  • 3 - jms

    Aug 27, 2006 at 12:52 pm

    I think you overexaggerated a little bit. I actually loved a lot of the songs on the album. And the videos are cool. Some people may not like it but it isn't the complete train wreck you are making it out to be.

  • 4 - Bryan

    Aug 27, 2006 at 1:50 pm

    I actually really like the two singles off the new album (especially "Deja Vu"), though I agree that the videos are absurd. Really, they're just embarassing.

  • 5 - roland

    Aug 27, 2006 at 2:13 pm

    I totally agree with Bianca Elle. The song didn't just jump to number four by itself, the fans went and downloaded and supported the song. I think you are simply a Beyonce hater. She had to do something different or people would be criticising her for just trying to get publicity. She knows what she is doing and I like it.

  • 6 - Ave.

    Aug 27, 2006 at 2:19 pm

    "Deja Vu" just went #1 on the singles chart in the UK!

    It's also #1 in US RB charts & #1 in US Best Selling singles.

  • 7 - asdf

    Aug 27, 2006 at 2:25 pm

    You didn't like the BET Awards performance? That was one of the best performances ever on BET and def. the best that year. Everyone says that. I don't know if I can take your comments seriously. You seem to have something PERSONAL against her. Oh yeah, she did just go #1 in the UK. Can't deny that.

  • 8 - Kate

    Aug 27, 2006 at 4:14 pm

    "RING THE ALARM" has SOME melody to it, kinda like "SURVIVOR"...But as for deja vu? hmm...dont know about that one. Kinda monotonous it seems. Well see how the album sells. Then well make the judgement about Beyoces star power.

  • 9 - Sterfish

    Aug 27, 2006 at 5:46 pm

    This is just a case of sophomore slump. For one thing, it's usually a bad idea for a musician to try to do a movie and album within the same year (ask Mariah Carey or, possibly, OutKast). It also doesn't help that the videos for "Deja Vu" and "Ring The Alarm" were both directed by Sophie Muller. She's a competent director but really doesn't have a clue what to do with an R&B song.

    Also, let's not forget that the video for "Deja Vu" is actually kind of similar to the video for "Crazy In Love." In both videos, Beyonce is thrashing around in various unrelated locales (in "Crazy In Love" she's walking in high heels and shorts, standing in a circle of flashes for example). Also, Jay-Z wasn't all that enamored with her in either of the videos. I mean...he blew up a car that presumably had HER in it in "Crazy In Love." What saved "Crazy In Love" from being "Deja Vu" was the quality of the song and the memorable dance numbers.

  • 10 - Marisol Daniels

    Aug 27, 2006 at 6:00 pm

    Yes! Finally someone has summarized all the thoughts, jokes (in truth), and crtitiques my friends and I have had about Beyonce's Deja Vu and Ring the Alarm video's. This is Sophomore Slump if I ever saw it. Kudo's to Beyonce for wanting to be an artist and go-it-alone on this one but she has to remember what quality of material got her to this point (i.e. Daddy's Management and Direction) and reapply it to new visions for her album...By the way my friends and I equivalent of the ending of the Deja Vu, what you called a "cockroach trying to die", is what we call Beyonce on Raid!

  • 11 - Heloise

    Aug 27, 2006 at 6:07 pm

    IMHO, Beyonce is gorgeous, she can actually sing, but I hate her songs. I like Mariah's songs much better. Beyonce only has about two songs that I can stand to listen to.

    That JAY Z is so ugly I can't stand to look at him. And I am sure her Creole, New Orleans mother is non too happy if she were to marry him, and have some ugly Jayz's running around the house. Even all of the Knowles good looks could not counter those lips.

    I am sure he is rich and a rapper, but what else is new? Beyonce can do better than that. Why can't she kick him to the curb and get a white guy like Halle finally got smart and did?

    I am a teacher and I am glad that the schools here in Texas have finally put their foot down about dress. Just in time. Have you seen the new look that Beyonce and her sister are fronting? I am sure it's cute stuff, but those little and big kids better not show up in those rags.

    Next year the standards will get even tougher so that they will have to save the stage duds for the nightclubs.

    Heloise

  • 12 - Tntra

    Aug 27, 2006 at 6:14 pm

    Deja Vu is number 1 in the UK. Go figure.

  • 13 - Lee

    Aug 27, 2006 at 7:00 pm

    Why did you bother writing this ? i've never read anything so pathetic !! you obviously have issues - or are just plain retarded. Beyoncé went to #1 in the UK singles chart today which proves she IS popular and has a big fan following!. I love all her new material and i have heard a few songs from her upcoming album which are all fab. I love 'Deja Vu' and 'Ring The Alarm', even more so her songs "Upgrade U" and "Get Me Bodied" from the album. Get over it - Beyoncé is the hottest R'n'B singer there is and she is on a rise, her B'Day album confirm her status - you'll be eating your words haha =]

  • 14 - Bryan

    Aug 27, 2006 at 7:27 pm

    Beyonce can do better than that. Why can't she kick him to the curb and get a white guy like Halle finally got smart and did?

    WHAT!?

  • 15 - V. Smith

    Aug 27, 2006 at 7:59 pm

    I don't know why you thought Beyonce was interesting in the first place. She's attractive, but is she really worth the attention?

    I have to attack all the people who have the "well she's #1" argument. So was Vanilla Ice. Big deal. It just means that there were enough people to believe in the hype.

    Beyonce's not that phenominal of a talent. Yeah, she can sing, but how good of a songwriter is she? She hasn't had a song that evoked much emotion in me. How many songs does she write per album?

  • 16 - Charlene

    Aug 27, 2006 at 8:16 pm

    BEYONCE'S (aka Bee)new album titled B'DAY available SEPTEMBER 5th. Bee is about to sting-so stand back........

  • 17 - LouLou

    Aug 27, 2006 at 8:24 pm

    Beyonce is the modern day Tina Turner. She is a true survivor who is going to keep rising despite all the lies and negativity. Beyonce do your thing girl- you got mad talent-and see you at the top of the charts in a few days.

  • 18 - Jason

    Aug 27, 2006 at 8:42 pm

    I don't have an opinion about Deja Vu, but I do have facts:
    #1 Billboard Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs
    #1 Billboard Hot Single Sales
    #1 Billboard Hot R&B Single Sales
    #1 Billboard Hot Dance Single Sales
    #1 UK Single Sales Charts (out only two weeks)
    #1 MTV TRL
    Ladies and Gentleman, The facts speak for themselves.

  • 19 - destiny

    Aug 27, 2006 at 9:20 pm

    yo its was ok deja vu but ring the alarm when she was goin marbles she need to be in a crazy house fo real but all above shes a good person i mean beyonce can go but jay z got to stay

  • 20 - luvbee

    Aug 27, 2006 at 10:11 pm

    All hail The Queen Bee-September 5, 2006 B'Day in stores.

  • 21 - Jewels

    Aug 27, 2006 at 10:34 pm

    Chris, I enjoyed reading this, it is freaking hilarious. I have to see the video now! Really great. Needed a laugh, Thanks.

  • 22 - christopher

    Aug 27, 2006 at 10:49 pm

    u need to stop haten on b (aka Sasha) shes the shit rather u like it our not she has millions and your still tryen to make it in the world who are u to juge her get a life

  • 23 - Marie

    Aug 27, 2006 at 10:50 pm

    Ya know, I actually agree with you. I own all the Destiny's Child albums, and bought Beyonce's first solo. I wasn't too impressed with it, but it wasn't awful. And now, I know that I am NOT buying this new Beyonce album. The songs suck. THere is no thought, no emotion behind them. You can tell that it was rushed. The quality is awful.

    I'll buy Mya's new album, Nov. 14, instead.

  • 24 - Jazz

    Aug 27, 2006 at 11:10 pm

    Thank you for the blog!! Why does everyone think that someone is hating on Beyonce when they do not like material from her..i.e video, clothes, hair song etc...Beyonce is not running for president. It's okay not to like everything she does. This new album is garbage. Take Alicia Keys for example, it's my opinion (ONLY OPINION) that she takes her time in puttinh her stuff out and she also maintains pretty good control over her image. Not to say that she has not had her times. Beyonce should have focused on Dream Girls and laid back for a minute. Boasting that it only took two weeks to make the album only draws attention to the fact that she should have waited. The material sounds rushed. I don't think it's the point that she's trying something new more than the fact it seems like she had a point to prove. I think she is a talented person and have always thought she was a little overrated, but still enjoyed her music. She is a beautiful woman, but it is what it is - - this new stuff is not the move. An opinion abouy Beyonce does not = a hater. I do think people should chill out on bashing her about being with Jay Z. Saying she can do better than that is not coming from anything concrete other than her apperance.

  • 25 - princess

    Aug 28, 2006 at 4:37 am

    Beyonce hasn't fallen. DON'T U KNOW THIS IS JUST THE START

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