They are young. They are marketed as sex objects even if it should be illegal. They do stupid things. These are the girls who are role models for school aged girls around the world. School aged girls who long to be hype machine hookers.
The nominees for Worst Teen Princess are...
Lindsay Lohan - She went from innocent in Freaky Friday, to slightly bad in Mean Girls. Then middle aged men started looking for her naked body on the internet. All the while she was out having a good time, letting her boobs pop out of her overly revealing clothing. And now, worst of all she is going to slam us in the face with "music" that really is nothing more than a way for this industry-made princess to "move units" other than the dirty old men with overactive hands on their "mice."
Hilary Duff - After getting tired of playing second fiddle to screen stealers like Frankie Muniz, Duff hit the bigtime. Lizzie McGuire is cute, but somehow has captured a much larger and older audience than it should as it is kiddy drivel. Also committed a crime against humanity by trying to be a bubble gum singer, has annoying photo ops with her less famous sister, and is like a less sincere, dumber Mandy Moore. I wonder how long it will take her to whore out like Christina Aguilera.
The Olsen Twins - These two also were victimized by the raging and somehow culturally acceptable pedophilia kick that this nation's men have been on recently, counting down the days until these two Muppets would turn 18. Eating disorders and a Fraggle-like appearance make these two surefire nominees for the award alone, but New York Minute was the kicker. To think that they helped degrade Eugene Levy like this makes me want to hurl.
Article comments
1 - Matt Schafer
This whole supposedly talented teenage girl thing is the worse thing to happen to music since, well since bubble gum music started back in the 50s.
2 - Craig Lyndall
On a serious level concerning the music, it is really just showoff time for the producers anyway. They use vocal levelors and all that cool equipment to make these girls sound like much better (or at least interesting) singers.
3 - Craig Lyndall
Oh, and why is there only one L in Hilary?