I realize that some of you ladies (and men) out there will take great offense to this, but I can't stand Tom Cruise.
I realize that some of you ladies (and men) out there will take great offense to this, but I can't stand Tom Cruise. I don't care that he's been in some of the top grossing movies at the box office, I think he's a hack. I don't care who claims he's the sexiest man alive, I think he's a troll. If I had to nail down the exact reasons why he makes my skin crawl, they would be as follows:…
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— go to most recent comments76 - Gigi
I only like Tom because he dumped that stupid bitch Nicole! wohoo! you go tom
77 - Marine
Where the fuck are you now? You stupid bitch(Sekimori)is just so jealous of Tom, because you couldn't fuck someone like Tom. The anology of the fox critizing the grapes of being sour after it couldn't reach it can be used to describe the stupid ass bitch Sekimori's jealousy. Where the fuck is she right now? She has stopped responding to all the previous posts! I would like to thank all the people that have defended Tom Cruise like all the men and women that have defended this nation, you all have done a good job in pointing how jealous some people can be out. Thank you all! Semper Fidelis!(Tom, USA, Marine Corps, Family, etc.)
78 - Al Barger
Uh, Marine, this is a joke. Right? Kind of an Andy Kaufman hostility humor thing?
79 - Scoot
Is this a serious article? This... "alpha" woman actually believes that she holds even a modicum of intelligence? Heh...
Look lady, or should I say sexually frustrated, ugly bitch? Anyway, it's obvious to anyone who knows a bit about Mr. Cruise, that most of what you wrote is no abjuration of the truth. (Or if it is, you're one of the worst liars around)
What IS obvious is that you are full of shit, and that you are a complete loser. How do I know? The rage in your impotent "essay" says it all.
Do yourself a favor... go out and get laid. By ANYTHING. You need it worse than most.
80 - cruiserox
LOL Scoot and Marine too funny! I wonder where Ms. Sekimori is these days?
81 - GOD
The last baked pies were left to cool, the wind it blew through mountains and mules, golfagarast 4 made mages of dogs, sent to plague, to bark at frogs. Entwined in hate the grey one sits, contempt and rage unsoothing and crisp...chilling, the spiny wretch enshrouds all the mountains, all the clouds, the hate it believes no one can see, brings unmasking and death to thee...
nociception from the bosom of remorse
82 - ginger
I can't stand Tom Cruise either, I refuse to even rent much less go to another one of his movies. Apparently I'm not alone, his last two FLOPPED since he dumped his wife for a newer model. Oh and all that "charity" just for show probably, I saw him on Oprah after the divorce trying to "mend fences" with women everywhere. He needs to brush up on his acting skills if he expects sane women to believe any part of that interview to be sincere. Before I get replies from the tom cruise hater haters, I am NOT middle aged, I am 22, and I have never been dumped in my whole life. I do happen to be married though with a child and I think the way he handles himself as a married person is horrid to say the least and I have no respect for him.
83 - Kenny
You are a retard, Ginger. You can't stand Tom Cruise on a personal level, that's why you boycott his movies? God I hate people like you. Not true film fans.
Oh and pstt.. he dumped that ugly kidman because he found out she was cheating on him. I for one approve the divorce. And what's these last two flops you speak of?
Vanilla sky- Made well over $200 million world wide
Minority Report- critically acclaimed (named one of the best of the year) made over $ 400 million.
Now I'm certain you are living under a rock.
I admire Tom Cruise because I met the guy and he came across one of the nicest guys in the world. So morons who bash him definetely live under a rock. Your hatred for him is so much that you aren't willing to believe any nice things about him (and believe me, anyone who ever came in contact with him gushes about him).
Losers. Get a life you shallow low lifes.
Nor does he have to brush his acting skills just because one crazy lady named ginger didn't believe him.
84 - Sarah
LMAO! Boy to people have no life. Honestly, how do you get so much free time on your hands? If you don't like someone, don't talk about them? Instead, you go on their message boards to bitch and moan. LOSERS! Go take care of your children.
85 - shaira
i just want to say that when i practice the masturbation i just think of tom cruise!he drives me crazy! he is my sexual fantasy! that smile, his eyes, he is just my prototipe of a boy ! if he ask me to leave my boyfriend for one day to get in bed with him, instead of me mad, i would be so glad, so hot, that he provide me his body!tom i love you!shaira
86 - Dew
Whoa, can we say OVERSHARE...at any rate I didn't realize how much I didn't like Tom Cruise until Seki brought me out of the closet...Now if someone would just do the same for him...
87 - Eric Olsen
It appears Tom Cruise is some kind of litmus test for something - what, I am not sure.
88 - BRICKLAYER
Um, yeah, uh, Shaira,I REALLY like where you're going with this. Could you please elaborate a bit more? Wait, let me turn down the lights and put on some Cisco. Okay, now write slowly, and please, be descriptive as possible.
89 - BRICKLAYER
Oh, and one more thing could you change your name to "Shakira" instead? It's only one little letter difference. Thank you. Really.
90 - Derek
This has to be the most pathetic and false article I have ever read! Hey Sekimori- what are your sources? Sorry, but National Enquirer isn't the bible.
91 - shaira
by the way "bricklayer" my name is shaira not shakira! do you got that? well, like all you people know, tom cruise is my sexual fantasy,my desire,he is the most beautiful actor in hollywood,and he can act very good too,he is just perfect, you know that! i wish i could bring him to italy to live with me, and fuck all night long!
92 - BRICKLAYER
MMMMM, keep it coming Shakira. Oh yeah, call me Ice Man. Let me get the Crisco to go along with the Cisco. Oh yeah, oh YEAH, OH YEAHHHHHHHHHHH! That was great, now I'm so sleepy.
93 - Sekimorri
This thread is strange. It provides nothing to anyone, and it is useless
94 - The Theory
haha... agreed. and yet, that's what makes this thread so humorous.
peace.
95 - cindy
i love tom cruise! i wish i could be his wife! you are so jealous of himk,please, he is gorgeus, a great actor, and he dumped nicole, and she is a bitch!
96 - sekimorri
Yeah, TC is probably the shortest infamous actor today. The only actors I can think of shorter than him are Jack Black and Jet Li.
Also, a large proportion of actresses and models are taller than TC.
97 - rohan
Seriously, the woman who wrote this feeble detritus of an article needs to take the city sized chip off her shoulder. What has Cruise done to her?did you spend a year in constant contact with him while he continually screamed offensive slurs at you? or are you just irritated by the fact that he makes millions of people worldwide deliriously happy with his generous donations and frankly pretty harmless acting? to be honest I don't think i have ever read anything more Omega. (if you know what that is).
98 - Rohan
I would also like to add that you may be blindingly alpha but that doesn't stop you being an immodest, brash and deluded little girl.
99 - TDavid
Acting-wise, which is all any of us that don't know him personally (and I doubt anybody here does) can judge by, he's alright. Rainman = good, MIA = good, MIA2 = not so good ... etc. I'd rather see him as lead in a film than Ben Affleck.
100 - Eric Olsen
The post that wouldn't die, would that they were all so evergreen.
101 - Rohan
P.S. Top Gun?..... couldn't be better.
102 - rohan
Eric, mate, do your comments want to stop being quite so wierd? I understand that you are of Scandinavian origin but that doesn't mean you can start unleashing your viking folklore upon us innocent Cruise defenders.
103 - Eric Olsen
Since I couldn't find any other "Eric's" here, I assume that was directed to me, but I also couldn't find any references to Thor or fjords or the like, so color me confused or blinded by the Northern Lights or something.
104 - Leo
Whoever wrote this is a disgrace to the female race. Do you have nothing better to do with your sexually aggressive, chip-on-shoulder, petty little life than writing sad articles like this on the internet, which waste everybodies time. If I were as sad as you, I would spend twenty minutes writing an article entitled ten things i hate about sekimori, but fortunately I'm not. Why don't you stop boring everyone. Stop writing crap like this; and keep your drivel between you, your vibrator, and your girlfriend.
105 - rohan
All right Eric, I'll stop having a go at you just because you're a lot funnier than the majority of these humourless, dyslexic characters. my employers really shouldn't let me float around in cyberspace, I waste a lot of their time. and you can shut up psykimorri or whatever you're ridiculous name is before you start accusing us of saying something amusing on your post of virulent diatribe for the vertically obnoxious.
106 - rohan
All right Eric, I'll stop having a go at you just because you're a lot funnier than the majority of these humourless, dyslexic characters. my employers really shouldn't let me float around in cyberspace, I waste a lot of their time. and you can shut up psykimorri or whatever you're ridiculous name is before you start accusing us of saying something amusing on your post of virulent diatribe for the vertically obnoxious.
107 - rohan
Oops, sorry, posted that twice, obviously just love the sound of my own typing.
108 - rohan
P.P.S. leo, Classic comments, at last someone on the right track, you sound like a stand up guy.
109 - Eric Olsen
Well thanks, I think; and do females have their own "race"?
110 - Rohan
I'm with Leo, but I don't think it is as fun as the egg and spoon.
111 - Leo
Thanks Rohan, nice to hear from someone who isn't a total moron, and has some interesting ideas and points to share with us. Eric, your chat seems to absolutely stink so I would advise you, like sekimori, to keep it to yourself. I will clarify, in case things were too complicated the first time around. When I referred to 'the female race', what I mean is all females. If you are too short-sighted to be able to distinguish that from inferring that females are a different species then that, my friend, is your lookout. May I suggest a little more time out in the open air and a little less time in a stinky little computer room, it does wonders for you brain. I'm sure Rohan will understand, he sounds like a clever guy...
112 - Eric Olsen
I once won a beer drinking race after receiving instruction from the late, great Fox (ex of the Fox Inn and the Man Show), but then I got sick and passed out.
113 - Rohan
Eric, not only did you start with some pretty unnecessary sticking up for Sekimori (isn't that a Japanese toy?) but know after some (mildly) amusing banter you have off the cuff, informed us that you can't handle your booze. This isn't Alcoholics Anonymous big guy, if you can't take your ale then switch to something lighter like ginger beer or white wine spritzers, and start laying into the pyshco bitch that started the ball rolling with her less than amusing analysis of the pint size, catflap (swings both ways) acting chappie, our Tom.
114 - Mark Saleski
so that's what happened to Fox! dang, i didn't know.
i thought he could drink beer like that 'cause he had a huge mouth.
115 - Eric Olsen
Mark, alas the Fox died, and he could drink beer like that because 1) it was always way watered down, and 2) he could just pour it down without swallowing.
I will choose to ignore the other knobs who are still arguing with a post written almost a year ago by a writer who hasn't appeared here since October. Carry on.
116 - rohan
Eric, you pillock, sekimorri logged on on the 13th of August. Mark i am enjoying your use of the bold font to accentuate the word HUGE. very innovative
117 - Josie
Hi, i'm fun. Leo sounds like he's come down with the flu and has too much time on his hands, maybe he should get some money and go out on the lash with his friends
118 - BRICKLAYER
Shakira...Shakira? Please don't leave me like that.
119 - Leo
Eric mate, just so you know, if you want to call someone a nob, it is spelt without the k. Tricky stuff I understand, but I am sure you can conquer it. Also, Sekimori logged on the other day, so it seems reading and writing generally aren't your strong points. Why don't you try drinking babycham? You may find it a little more drinkeable, and it will definitely suit the far out image you paint of yourself.
120 - Eric Olsen
Knob is knob, when I write knob I mean knob.
You fools - look at the spelling of the Aug 13 "Sekimorri" - follow the link - check out the spelling of the original writer's name - follow the link to her site. Are they the same? Is the spelling the same? Is the writing style the same? Bought any bridges lately? Can you find your ass without a map? Move along children.
121 - SHAIRA!
i'm back! tom cruise i woulds screw you nice and easily! BRICKLAYER very funny! i know u miss me!
122 - Mac Diva
Well, I get to dig Tom Cruise for both of us.
I think he is very sexy. And, what is 'short' anyway? I'm 5'4" so he is probably taller than me. And that smile. Oh my! The chest. How can you overlook Tom's chest?
I have met his major rival, Brad Pitt, and still prefer Tom, thank you.
Do I think he did 'Red' wrong? Maybe. From what is known, it looks that way. But, unfortunately, men and women wrong each other an awful lot.
Furthermore, he can say so act . . . he just happens to phone it in some of the time.
The real question is: Can Kevin Costner make a comeback with his new movie?
123 - Michael Savoy
Thanks so much!
I've always hated, HATED! Tom Mopather, ALWAYS! and looked at his celebrity status as the ultimate proof that we do indeed live in a God-less universe, after all.
BTW: For someone who seems to hate this smurfy, gay(?), overly litigious, totally unsexy, weirded-out hair,non-action-hero,freaky religion thing guy,even more than I do,YOU SURE DO KNOW HOW TO MAKE A BUCK OFF OF HIM!!!!(promoting his movies)
124 - Tom Johnson
This is amazing. 123 comments, 11 months after the post was conceived. Sekimori doesn't even appear to exist anymore . . . yet the post lives on.
Short guys rule. Aside from reaching things on tall shelves, we can do everything talls guys do but take up less space. We're more efficient like that.
You guys do know the theory that when you have such a strong reaction to something, you usually really feel the opposite, right? I think there's a lot more Tom Cruise fans in these comments than it appears.
And could this page get any w-i-d-e-r?
125 - Rohan
All right Eric, you win about when Sekimori logged on, but you're still arguing aren't you? Can i ask everyone who has written if they always log onto to web 'posts' for fun? or are they just bored at work? P.S. short guys can't play basketball or see what's going on at concerts