Where is Suri? And where is the fringe on top?
I am no conspiracy theorist, folks, but even I have to wonder about the circumstances surrounding the birth and very early life of Suri Cruise, now almost three-months-old.…
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26 - Star_Gazer
I read that the license number that was given is not actually the nurses license number. And, the license number on the bc does not belong to anyone. I'm not sure if this is accurate, but IMHO that would be the most damning oddity concerning the bc - the rest of them are relatively minor.
Another thing that I think reads pretty ridiculously is that they finally filed the bc because Suri needed a passport. How about filing the bc because it is a requirement!
Duane: I like your assessment of the precious baby Suri. Hollywood kids - sheesh!
27 - rob D
tom cruise is gay. katie is a coverup and they adopted and ethiopian.
28 - SaRaH
If i was an attractive young girl like katie and i made the mistake of sleeping with a lunatic midget like tom i wouldn't want anyone to see my baby either.
29 - Vegassue
Oh for God's sake leave it alone. This remonds me of the old Seinfeld shows "about nothing." Why all the hooplah about a missing baby? Let them have their privacy. If they don't want the baby photographed, it's their right. All of this has just focused more media attention on them both. Maybe that was the idea all along. Just let it die!
30 - Jolie
It's weird that when TomKat are not making the publicity themselves, the media are actually crying for them to make one. Makes one wonder if they had been crucified for something they didn't intentionally do.
From what I heard, Chinese people believe to be outside the house in the first 40 or 100 days (not exactly sure) is not good for baby's health. So this could be another hardcore Scientology thing that the media need to confirm with (why didn't anyone think of this before?).
However, I lean more towards the opinion that even though he had jumped the Oprah's couch, it doesn't mean he's dragging the whole entire family into the commotion. Afterall, we know how protective Tom has been about his kids. In fact, before all this overblown craziness, that's one of the few things we noticed of him.
So give the poor baby a break! It might be the only time she has before someone eventually steals a super-sekrit-photo of Suri and sells it to the tabloid.
31 - CJ
Hopefully after all the hype that the baby is okay and that there is nothing wrong. People should be cognizent of the fact that some people are very very protective.
32 - brooke
Actually i don't know why it's considered "odd" that they don't want everyone gawking at their damn child. Despite the fact that they're celebrities, they still have the right to keep portions of their lives private. And IF Suri does have some type of physical problem well then that just goes to show that celebrities don't have perfect children or lives, as we are so prone to think.
33 - gossett
no matter what the kid is richer than any of you and the kid can't even talk yet
34 - Dawn
Heck, not only is the kid richer than I am, but probably more articulate too!
35 - Jewels
Interesting, with all the 'wailing' about privacy, and protection of the children, and the posts damning folks for their curiousity, still they read and still they post.
There is a report that TomKat turned down a mag spread because they were only offerred $3mil and the Jolie-Pitt got $4mil. Word was TomKat was insulted.
Interesting.
Scientology. Bah HumBug.
36 - LRM216
No matter what this innocent little new life looks like or doesn't look like - what does it matter. Her parents will love her no matter what. And to the person that stated (if in fact it was even really said) that Suri was "funny looking" - shame on you. None of us get to choose what our babies are going to look like. I just pray that Tom and Katie were blessed with a healthy, thriving child, as we all wish to have but not all of us are lucky enough to get.
37 - Lauren
I just don't get it... this is the couple that plastered themselves everywhere while dating and while Katie was pregnant...well looked pregnant but I thought at the time it looked kinda fake...and they won't show their kid to the whole world after they acted up to the birth?? It's strange, and I am beginning to believe these conspiracy theories.
38 - duane
FEMA is behind the whole coverup. And you didn't hear it from me.
39 - Tom
I can't stand it anymore ! Here people !
Here's my funny looking baby !
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0083866/Ss/0083866/ETCVNS_ET-FS09.jpg
40 - duane
Yep, that's her. The little brat.
And another thing (picking up where I left off in #16). You can't understand a damn word she says. Always babbling and gurgling like she expects her parents to learn her language ... if it is a language. Who can tell? Such a lack of consideration. What happened to the good ole common courtesy of speaking English? This is America, leastways it was last time I stuck my head outside the trailer. And she always need to be the center of attention, too. And don't even get me started on attention span. Jesus Christ. Kids these days. It's those galldurned video games, I tell ya. Why, when I was a kid ... oh, nevermind. I gotta find me my bottle of pepto.
41 - David Jemeyson
Mr. Cruise is very concerned about several issues: one, he is afraid that his child will be very short, and two, he is afraid that the Scientology community is going to implant her with their latest chip technology and he hasnt ok'd it yet.
42 - Jewels
Very good; so that damnable FEMA organization is fucking up again; so typical; and duane - I know you are a good source for that, you stellar dude -but Davie J. fuck !!! going on the height issue.... That is so not fair to address the child because she might be height compromised like her Dad (which is why he goes for tall chicks - you know in genetics Mothers pass to Sons...yadayada) is just wrong. Shame on you sir. ;) LOL
43 - Nan H
Speaking of old Seinfield shows, what about the one on the ugly baby. (Also known as the shrinkage show.) Anyway, the group goes out to see Elaine's friend's baby because the house is in the Hamptons and they want to go there. However, when they see the baby, each and every person made a horrible face. I personally saw a baby like that. I watched the poor mom carry it around work and I knew where they were by the silence in the room, who knew what to say! So, I say they are just waiting for craddle cap and flaky skin and some other icky things to go away and then on Oprah they will lower the basket down from above and "ta da" there will be Suri.
44 - David Jemeyson
Jewel, you are funny! good one, thanks
45 - Jewels
Video of the birth of Suri Cruise! See it Here! ........................... OK that was wrong. ;)
46 - Maria
u kno maybe it would be true that they just want their privacy if they were any other couple..
But tomkat were practicaly throwing themselves at the media it was like "HEY HEY look at us look we're pregnant..yea were soooo in love..LOOK at us damn it" It would seem like they would want to show their baby off too
But who knows maybe there's some rule against showing off ur baby in sciencetology until they're a certain age? hmm who knows?
anyway I think they make a creepy couple and I feel bad for the baby..though she probably will be a brat regardless of circumstances
47 - sal m
those who are critical of dawn for making an issue out of the whereabouts of the baby allegedly made by two celebrities - welcome to planet earth.
tom cruise has used publicity to forward his career every day of his adult life. he's always been romantically involved with co-stars - he even has married two of them - including the sham with penelope cruz that was part of the publicity for the putrid vanilla sky.
he and his then wife nicolle kidman sold their souls to sell their horrible eyes wide shut movie...watching their lack of on-screen chemistry lent credence to the rumors that theirs was strictly a marrage of convenience.
then cruise goes on oprah and makes a total ass of himself while he was in the phony throes of love over this holmes girl.
so back to you dawn critics...shut it....you haven't been paying attention to the world around you, so stop embarrassing yourselves. in a world of celebrity, attention whores, tom cruise is the most whore-ish...this attention paid to his missing child is the price that he's paying for living his life - and pushing his career - through the media.
48 - Jewels
sal m; finally a voice of intelligence, reason and sanity. Tom might need to go find Michael Jackson. That's a love match made in Freak Heaven if I ever saw one. Jacko's not a Scientologist is he???
Scientology. Bah. humbug.
49 - Matthew T. Sussman
Sal, quit being glib about attention whores.
50 - duane
Jewels said: "sal m; finally a voice of intelligence, reason and sanity."
What, yer saying I'm not intela .. umm... intelij ... ummm ... smart? Is that it little missy?
I got nuthin to say about this here Tom Caruso charicter and his wife Nicolette Whosis, but lemme tell you a few things about that bratty snotnose kid of theirs. Why, just the other day ... oh, nevermind ... Ma's calling me in the TV room for Jepperdy. Not
smart, huh? Of all the galldurned uppity horsepuckeyed ... Dam kids. Brats, I tell ya!
51 - Jewels
duane; of course yer the smertest won of ull.
52 - duane
Eh ... tanks little missy. Tanks a lot. You're not such a bad ...
HEY. YOU DADBLAMED KIDS STOP RINGIN THAT DURNED DOORBELL !
Gotta go.
53 - Eric Olsen
wow, this story is becoming an evergreen
54 - Punkin
If no one else in the public has seen the baby are we really stupid enough to think they would take Suri to the local grocery? If so, I can promise photos would have been taken since I'm sure the Paprazzi are hiding just about everywhere and watching their EVERY move. It's just Tom and Katie being 'crazy' like always!
55 - Terry
Hey...maybe little Suri didnt turn out as cute as Tom thought she should have, so he is hiding her...till she grows into her looks....that would be right up the little shits alley.
56 - Terry
I agree with #54....there is no way the baby would be toted to the grocery for her first photo op., the paprazzi would have gotten them the VERY SECOND they stepped out the front door at home. I think that Tom is creating a circus around this little baby to keep his name in the mags and on peoples minds....I have never know of a mother who has not wanted to parade her little one around...we are all proud of our off spring, reguardless of how they look....and since Katie is not doting on her 1st born, it does make me wonder if Suri even lives. How sad.
57 - Ally
it is quite strange after vewiwing the pictures of suri cruise she looks nothing like tom cruise it makes one wonder... did they get her genetically modified because she is a gorgeous baby with amazing jet blue eyes, which i have never seen any real person have and as well... she has dark hair.. most beautiful baby yes.. but tom cruise's i dont think so... it looks slightly asian... uhoh katie holmes but i think tom will be to crazy to notice
58 - Chris Klein
I think she looks like ME!!! That's not Tom in those eyes, that's me! Told you Katie you would be found out!!!
59 - Jolau
The four-months-pregnant actress told Leno that after her doctor showed her an ultrasound, she found out she's having a boy. "She asked me what I thought I was having and I said a boy," Pressly said. "She looked at the picture and said, 'If that's not a boy that's a third leg.' Of course, Eric says its because he's Cuban."