Storm preparations

I'm already prepared for the hurricane, after all, I come from Neil Young country (which of course, he doesn't live in).


bottled water, check
propane stove, check
battery lantern, check
hand cranked radio, check
candles, check
ukelele, check
condoms, check

What?! you think I've gone to the effort of getting the candles and amenities, plus the ukelele, I won't go all Barry White during a storm?

Oh, baby, let me get you a disaster blanket.

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